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Huh 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 5 days ago
Since it's Guinness the taste should be the same.
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Now you know 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 2 weeks ago
The main flaw is the sample size of all intelligent species known to us: one. It's based on the assumption that every alien species will behave towards a lesser developed one like we did throughout history to ourselves.
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Wohmen baaad, kmeeee 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 2 weeks ago
Nope, I still hate shitty writing. The prequels are also three steaming piles of shit. They just look better in comparison to the lake of diarrhoea that came after them.
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Umbrella or hungfella? 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 2 weeks ago
Gigantic common stinkhorn.
Tell me you see it too..A border collie. 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 2 weeks ago
You should get your eyesight tested, that's definitely a child pyjamas.
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sin 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 3 weeks ago
Now teach them them cos and tan.
TIL that the LAPD has 2 M60 belt fed machines guns in its inventory 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 3 weeks ago
Two or three pixels more and might actually be readable. Seriously, this might as well be a shopping list.
Spookposting '24 #37 - Checkmate, Atheists 5 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 3 weeks ago
So you're saying it's just a ghost story?
Well-off onerous perky 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 3 weeks ago
Fair question, since there are three movies. I'd go with episode V.
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Spookposting '24 #37 - Checkmate, Atheists 5 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 3 weeks ago
What's atheism got to do with this? Or do you think ghost are gods?
germ 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 3 weeks ago
It took me a while to realize that the text was in German.
Wake up 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 3 weeks ago
That's a lie, there's no rule or law keeping you from staring at that open fusion reactor. Go ahead and try it in front of a police station. You can do it for as long as you like. Nobody is going to stop you. You'll see until you don't.
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I don’t understand how people are forgetting so many basic things from elementary 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 3 weeks ago
I always thought "language evolves" is polite for "dyslexic and uneducated people gave their worst for so long that normal folks ultimately gave up".
Story time 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 4 weeks ago
Lucid dreaming is a really nice skill to have. But wasn't it a black hole that read "exit"?
I pulled this little guy out of a coworker’s car engine today 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 5 weeks ago
Great, now the engine isn't purring anymore. Put it back.
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The sunandha effect 5 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 5 weeks ago
Did you intentionally misunderstand what I said? I did not say the penalty was well deserved but the malicious compliance of letting her drown by following the rule.
Lube job 4 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 6 weeks ago
What's with the lube for fapping? Am I too European to understand?
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Advised heady unconscious 5 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 6 weeks ago
Neil Shubin explains this in his book Your Inner Fish which is surprisingly fun to read.
The sunandha effect 5 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 6 weeks ago
Since her subjects just abided by absurd rules, I'd say it's a clear case of well deserved malicious compliance.
57 years ago today, the worst disaster in the history of Wales happened in Aberfan 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 7 weeks ago
I always thought that honour went to Edward I.
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Charity Weeden is sworn in at NASA. Look closely at the book she's swearing in on 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 7 weeks ago
I checked, it's Contact by Carl Sagan.
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My brother in his new apartment 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 8 weeks ago
Because there is nothing wrong with it.
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Behold, Americans, a Japanese toilet door that covers the gap on birth sides! 4 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 9 weeks ago
You mean like in any other civilised country?
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Lookin fly 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 10 weeks ago
Easy: poor mental health