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The temptation 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 day ago
Better to lose a good friend than a bad joke has always been my motto. And I'm running out of friends.
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Everything will be fine 7 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 day ago
Great, this will keep me awake all night. I'm about almost certain I've seen that one and I'm pretty sure that some weird shit happens to them. Something about diving and not being able to return. But I cannot remember the titel or what exactly happens next. Thank you so much; sleep deprivation, here I come.
Guys who tf was the third one again? 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 3 days ago
Michael Collins!
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Truth 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 4 days ago
I don't know where you live but everything is back to normal here.
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My English partner hates my new keyboard. No idea why tho 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 week ago
What's not to like about Italy?
Ma heart, ma gandhi 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 week ago
Is this some kind of US joke that I'm too european to understand? Who hires a real estate agent to sell their own house to their grandchild?
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Get intercepted lmao 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 week ago
NJ? Really, New Jersey?
Inb4 they lobby some nice special rules 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 week ago
Don't give me hope.
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Pure cartesian logic 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 week ago
Godzilla had a stroke and died while reading this.
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Germans no matter which country they're in 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 week ago
Stimmt ja gar nicht!
I wonder where most of the artifacts in the British Museum come from 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 week ago
Yeah, because the USA and Russia didn't exercise their own flavour of imperialism (Pan-Slavism & Manifest Destiny for example). All major and some minor industrialised nations took part in that madness. It's just that some of us quit or were forced to leave the game. By the way, Japan is missing.
10 questions science still can't answer 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 2 weeks ago
I hope Godzilla is okay.
Papa moose 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 2 weeks ago
Biopic... please mean biopic. I really don't want to imagine a Roosevelt biopsy.
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Atheism is not transferring your belief 5 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 2 weeks ago
I have yet to meet an atheist who thinks that.
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Imagine, you are at someone's funeral and suddenly look down and see this 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 2 weeks ago
Obviously, I would think that one of the Leningrad Cowboys knows the deceased.
Its germany! 11 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 2 weeks ago
Being German, it's kind of hard to resist the urge to correct. Every German knows that the struggle is real.
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Its germany! 11 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 2 weeks ago
Ich fühle mit dir, das ist ja schrecklich.
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Any science distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 2 weeks ago
Nothing magical just uncertain, it's all about probabilities.
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Its germany! 11 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 3 weeks ago
Yes, we do. And it's a never ending fountain of joy for us seeing English speakers sob in despair when they try to wrap their head around this.
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Madagascar history nerds, now is your time to shine 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 3 weeks ago
I usually couldn't care less about football but the club Stade Olympique l'Emyrne (Antananarivo, Madagascar) holds the world record for scoring 149 own goals in one game out of protest against a referee's decision.
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When you realize 2012 was 17 years ago 4 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 3 weeks ago
A post from the future.
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Mediocre abilities 4 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 3 weeks ago
3 is actually extremely useful since you won't show up on security footage.
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How is it called in your country? 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 3 weeks ago
Langnese
Amazing 9 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 4 weeks ago
Depending on where she works, that may very well have been the most sensible thing to do on that day.
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Let’s Hear It 6 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 4 weeks ago
My dreams
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