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I pulled this little guy out of a coworker’s car engine today 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 week ago
Great, now the engine isn't purring anymore. Put it back.
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The sunandha effect 5 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 week ago
Did you intentionally misunderstand what I said? I did not say the penalty was well deserved but the malicious compliance of letting her drown by following the rule.
Lube job 4 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 2 weeks ago
What's with the lube for fapping? Am I too European to understand?
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Advised heady unconscious 5 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 2 weeks ago
Neil Shubin explains this in his book Your Inner Fish which is surprisingly fun to read.
The sunandha effect 5 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 2 weeks ago
Since her subjects just abided by absurd rules, I'd say it's a clear case of well deserved malicious compliance.
57 years ago today, the worst disaster in the history of Wales happened in Aberfan 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 3 weeks ago
I always thought that honour went to Edward I.
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Charity Weeden is sworn in at NASA. Look closely at the book she's swearing in on 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 3 weeks ago
I checked, it's Contact by Carl Sagan.
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My brother in his new apartment 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 4 weeks ago
Because there is nothing wrong with it.
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Behold, Americans, a Japanese toilet door that covers the gap on birth sides! 4 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 5 weeks ago
You mean like in any other civilised country?
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Lookin fly 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 6 weeks ago
Easy: poor mental health
Fool me once shame on you, fool me 100 times I'm a Consoomer 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 7 weeks ago
Which one? The one they made insufferable in the show to please no one, or the one in the comic series where the relationship just wasn't meant to be?
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How I assume the rest of the world views the USA 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 9 weeks ago
Wait! Are you telling me this is not correct?
Rainbow Gathering by LARRY CARLSON 4 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 9 weeks ago
Not a Beatles fan? Me neither, but it fits so perfectly.
Rainbow Gathering by LARRY CARLSON 4 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 9 weeks ago
I'll second that. My first impression was that I would rather feed than fuck them. But then I took a step back and read more into the picture and discovered Lucia's heavenly gem in it.
Big oof 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 9 weeks ago
That's only half of the story. "The Trump administration in February 2020 negotiated a withdrawal agreement with the Taliban that excluded the Afghan government, freed 5,000 imprisoned Taliban soldiers and set a date certain of May 1, 2021, for the final withdrawal. And the Trump administration kept to the pact, reducing U.S. troop levels from about 13,000 to 2,500, even though the Taliban continued to attack Afghan government forces and welcomed al-Qaeda terrorists into the Taliban leadership." Biden only executed what his predecessor had ratified. uu uu uu.factcheck[dot]org/2021/08/timeline-of-u-s-withdrawal-from-afghanistan/
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Sophisticated fast-growing fatherly 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 10 weeks ago
Their historical equivalents would be robber barons not road pirates but I agree with the comparison.
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Now thou know 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 11 weeks ago
Wait, this isn't common knowledge? I'm not a native speaker and even I understood that without explanation.
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I'm all of them 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 12 weeks ago
You forgot people who lean to the side to peak around corners.
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Vacation ideas 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 12 weeks ago
Sorry, but as nice as it would be that's already been debunked.
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The u.S. Healthcare system 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 12 weeks ago
Maybe don't make guns, race, religion or pronouns your top priority when voting? Just an idea.
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What the fish is that? 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 13 weeks ago
Looks like submerged snapping turtle to me. Don't be fooled by their name, they are absolutely harmless. Especially the big ones are very shy but actually love human contact. You should pet it on the head next time. They love that.
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Despairing equal scoundrel 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 13 weeks ago
Not be that guy but a neutron star is already dead. What's it supposed to do? Die again? To become what? Come to think if it, yeah, I am totally that guy.
What do you call these kinda pictures? I took it from a moving vehicle lol 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 14 weeks ago
I'd call it good for Flickr but inappropriate for a funny meme site. Well, you asked.
Elephant garlic jackpot! One whole bulb. Quarter for scale 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 14 weeks ago
Sure, let's use a coin for reference of which only ~4% of the world's population have a clue how big it is. This is the internet, you have the use standard units like bananas for scale. You know, anything but the metric system.
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