Better to lose a good friend than a bad joke has always been my motto. And I'm running out of friends.

Great, this will keep me awake all night. I'm about almost certain I've seen that one and I'm pretty sure that some weird shit happens to them. Something about diving and not being able to return. But I cannot remember the titel or what exactly happens next. Thank you so much; sleep deprivation, here I come.

Michael Collins!

I don't know where you live but everything is back to normal here.

What's not to like about Italy?

Is this some kind of US joke that I'm too european to understand? Who hires a real estate agent to sell their own house to their grandchild?

NJ? Really, New Jersey?

Don't give me hope.

Godzilla had a stroke and died while reading this.

Stimmt ja gar nicht!

Yeah, because the USA and Russia didn't exercise their own flavour of imperialism (Pan-Slavism & Manifest Destiny for example). All major and some minor industrialised nations took part in that madness. It's just that some of us quit or were forced to leave the game. By the way, Japan is missing.

I hope Godzilla is okay.

Biopic... please mean biopic. I really don't want to imagine a Roosevelt biopsy.

I have yet to meet an atheist who thinks that.

Obviously, I would think that one of the Leningrad Cowboys knows the deceased.

Nothing magical just uncertain, it's all about probabilities.

I usually couldn't care less about football but the club Stade Olympique l'Emyrne (Antananarivo, Madagascar) holds the world record for scoring 149 own goals in one game out of protest against a referee's decision.

A post from the future.

3 is actually extremely useful since you won't show up on security footage.

Langnese

Depending on where she works, that may very well have been the most sensible thing to do on that day.

My dreams