Oh, Danny boy

For the sake of the joke and because I loathe both kinds of bird, I'll ignore the fact that this goose is a swan.

Turn down for what in my ass

Although knowing that this is not the point, I feel the need to clarify that no, it's not normal where I live.

In the name of gender equality: Florida Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Bikini Area.

Nope, we usually just react poorly when believers shove their faith in our faces and then our reaction gets interpreted as disrespect. We aren't rare; historically, tended to be well done after meeting theists.