Which would you pick? 3 comments
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· 2 years ago
If he is mad at me, I'd choose Grievous. Since he isn't force sensitive he'd have to actively look for me while I'd be hiding somewhere his huge frame couldn't fit.
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Nice 4 comments
ctrl_alt_del
· 2 years ago
I thought I had a mathematics joke but wasn't real.
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Now you know 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del
· 2 years ago
What, other countries don't have this? I didn't know marzipan pigs were a regional specialty. @restoftheworld seriously, you don't have those?
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Trust me it's an addiction too 1 comments
Patton was a spicy boi 4 comments
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· 2 years ago
It's a quotation of general Patton. It makes a little more sense when one reads the quote in its context: "...SS means no more in Germany than being a Democrat in America -- that is not to be quoted. I mean by that that initially the SS people were special sons of bitches, but as the war progressed they ran out of sons of bitches and then they put anybody in there. Some of the top SS men will be treated as criminals, but there is no reason for trying someone who was drafted into this outfit . . ."
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A shade between black and white 1 comments
I have sinned 4 comments
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· 2 years ago
Overall, religious affiliation is in decline in vast parts of Europe. Therefore, children growing up around here have a good chance of coming into contact with organized religion pretty late in their development. That is what I meant. I will concede the point that not coming into contact with any religion is almost impossible. But the later in life this contact happens the more unlikely it is to become a theist.
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It is like he was trying to lose the war 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del
· 2 years ago
While I agree on the dumbass part, I have to point out that his name was Franz Halder. The argument doesn't hold.
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A truly romantic war 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del
· 2 years ago
Make that a black lesbian Russian soldier falling in love with a jewish trans Ukrainian soldier. That would be more like Netflix these days.
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Oh bother 7 comments
ctrl_alt_del
· 2 years ago
I love that one, although, I'm slightly worried that the solution came to me immediately.
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I have sinned 4 comments
ctrl_alt_del
· 2 years ago
You've got it the wrong way round. Atheism is the default setting. Unless someone exposes you to religion, you simply remain an atheist. Hence, atheism cannot leave you.
And from personal experience I can tell you that a shaking plane did not make me a believer. It just made me kiss my wife and crack stupid jokes like how we don't have to worry about bombs on the plane or hijackers anymore.
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And from personal experience I can tell you that a shaking plane did not make me a believer. It just made me kiss my wife and crack stupid jokes like how we don't have to worry about bombs on the plane or hijackers anymore.
Froggo! 7 comments
It's not "healthy," it's lazy parenting 20 comments
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· 2 years ago
If ritualistic genital mutilation happens to girls it's considered an archaic and barbarian practise but if it happens to boys it's perfectly fine. It's a tradition which is just peer pressure by dead people. For more information why happy foreskin chopping is still all the rage in the USA just watch that season 1, episode 2 of Adam Ruins Everything.
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Seriously 5 comments
ctrl_alt_del
· 2 years ago
A female friend of mine once put this to the test when she asked which lipstick to wear and I replied that they all looked the same to me. She didn't believe me, put three lipsticks on the table and told me to sort them from lighter to darker shades of red, which I did after some hesitation. Seeing this she smugly said with a victorious smile on her face:
"See that wasn't so difficult, you can see the difference when they are next to each other."
To which I replied:
"You do realise that they've got numbers on the caps, do you? It was just a 50/50 chance whether the numbers are ascending or descending from light to dark; from my point of view they are all just red."
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"See that wasn't so difficult, you can see the difference when they are next to each other."
To which I replied:
"You do realise that they've got numbers on the caps, do you? It was just a 50/50 chance whether the numbers are ascending or descending from light to dark; from my point of view they are all just red."
I'll be back y'all 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del
· 2 years ago
Yep, I can confirm this. It's kind of common knowledge in Germany. His native dialect really makes him sound as if he grew up where humans are rather scarce, the majority of the population consists of livestock and there's a lot of interbreeding between the two groups.
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Wholesome prepping 4 comments
ctrl_alt_del
· 2 years ago
Maybe it's not loneliness but a parent having a moment of respite. Have kids and you'll quickly learn to enjoy a meal in peace.
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Metric to imperial be like 12 comments
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· 2 years ago
@guest_ As always, thanks for educating the lazy rest of us but I'm somewhat disappointed: Am I the only one who stumbled over referring to diamonds as "the hardest metal"? Cheers
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Remember remember the 8th of Roevember .. 12 comments
ctrl_alt_del
· 2 years ago
I'm German and therefore, by definition don't have a sense of humor but even I recognized the sarcasm.
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Nein, danke 7 comments
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· 2 years ago
Yep, the drought has become so severe that the hunger stones can be seen and read again.
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They won’t have a childhood 31 comments
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· 2 years ago
Lucas ruined it first with the prequels. Disney just did what Disney does best: Take a story and dumb it down so even a mentally challenged six-year-old can follow.
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