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I knew it, Trinary is real!

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Really, again? An urban legend dating back to ancient Egypt?

I'm wondering what might happen to me.

French has never been my one of my strenghts.

If he is mad at me, I'd choose Grievous. Since he isn't force sensitive he'd have to actively look for me while I'd be hiding somewhere his huge frame couldn't fit.

What, other countries don't have this? I didn't know marzipan pigs were a regional specialty. @restoftheworld seriously, you don't have those?

How coffee drinkers look at other drug addicts.

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It's a quotation of general Patton. It makes a little more sense when one reads the quote in its context: "...SS means no more in Germany than being a Democrat in America -- that is not to be quoted. I mean by that that initially the SS people were special sons of bitches, but as the war progressed they ran out of sons of bitches and then they put anybody in there. Some of the top SS men will be treated as criminals, but there is no reason for trying someone who was drafted into this outfit . . ."

It's grAy in America but grEy in England.

While I agree on the dumbass part, I have to point out that his name was Franz Halder. The argument doesn't hold.

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Make that a black lesbian Russian soldier falling in love with a jewish trans Ukrainian soldier. That would be more like Netflix these days.

I love that one, although, I'm slightly worried that the solution came to me immediately.

You've got it the wrong way round. Atheism is the default setting. Unless someone exposes you to religion, you simply remain an atheist. Hence, atheism cannot leave you.
And from personal experience I can tell you that a shaking plane did not make me a believer. It just made me kiss my wife and crack stupid jokes like how we don't have to worry about bombs on the plane or hijackers anymore.

That's real life Yvgeny Bulgolyubov better known as Buff Frog.

If ritualistic genital mutilation happens to girls it's considered an archaic and barbarian practise but if it happens to boys it's perfectly fine. It's a tradition which is just peer pressure by dead people. For more information why happy foreskin chopping is still all the rage in the USA just watch that season 1, episode 2 of Adam Ruins Everything.

A female friend of mine once put this to the test when she asked which lipstick to wear and I replied that they all looked the same to me. She didn't believe me, put three lipsticks on the table and told me to sort them from lighter to darker shades of red, which I did after some hesitation. Seeing this she smugly said with a victorious smile on her face:
"See that wasn't so difficult, you can see the difference when they are next to each other."
To which I replied:
"You do realise that they've got numbers on the caps, do you? It was just a 50/50 chance whether the numbers are ascending or descending from light to dark; from my point of view they are all just red."

I'm pretty sure I've seen those in Gantz.

Yep, I can confirm this. It's kind of common knowledge in Germany. His native dialect really makes him sound as if he grew up where humans are rather scarce, the majority of the population consists of livestock and there's a lot of interbreeding between the two groups.

Just hire taller people.