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Its germany! 11 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Ich fühle mit dir, das ist ja schrecklich.
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Any science distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Nothing magical just uncertain, it's all about probabilities.
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Its germany! 11 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Yes, we do. And it's a never ending fountain of joy for us seeing English speakers sob in despair when they try to wrap their head around this.
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Madagascar history nerds, now is your time to shine 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
I usually couldn't care less about football but the club Stade Olympique l'Emyrne (Antananarivo, Madagascar) holds the world record for scoring 149 own goals in one game out of protest against a referee's decision.
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When you realize 2012 was 17 years ago 4 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
A post from the future.
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Mediocre abilities 4 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
3 is actually extremely useful since you won't show up on security footage.
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How is it called in your country? 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Langnese
Amazing 9 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Depending on where she works, that may very well have been the most sensible thing to do on that day.
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Let’s Hear It 6 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
My dreams
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Crows 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
You're right, I shouldn't try to post comments around 4 am.
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Gen Z Lifehack 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Do that in a small company that rents its copy machines and you just cost the company 50 copies because blank or not those copies still cost. Just because some lazy gen z intern is unwilling to count.
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Crows 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Do that in a small company that rents its copy machines and you just cost the company 50 copies because blank or not those copies still cost. Just because some lazy gen z intern is unwilling to count.
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awe 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Nope, awestruck by nature and the universe. Only theists feel the need to involve gods in this.
Name this hairstyle 5 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Optical Contraceptive
Would have won 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
This was as dumb three years ago as it is now, his name was Franz Halder. You have to intentionally misread his name to make even slightest amount of sense in English.
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Visited enough 5 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Being a native speaker, I'm genuinely intrigued what that phrase might be. While it's certainly possible to express the desire for visitors to leave I didn't know we actually have a phrase for it.
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Y tho 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
I'd say anon dodged a bullet.
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No context provided 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
I think they are planning something. They are definitely in cahoots.
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Slightly different 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
They are the same picture.
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Terry's Log, Shark Date: 19.04.23 4 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
What rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs,
And over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack,
And fits on your back?
It's log, log, log!
It's log, it's log,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good."
Everyone wants a log.
You're gonna love it, log.
Come on and get your log.
Everyone needs a log.
Log, log, log!
LOG FROM BLAMMO
How can Terry be unsure about something that great?
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Potatoes! 5 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
~1.5 not 15. Decimal points matter.
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Dude was an IRL Mount & Blade character 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Good old Götz von Berlichingen.
Never thought of it until now 4 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Shush... American education at work.
It is soda 7 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
bottled diabetes?
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The founding of the nazi party, 1920 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Thank you! Now I finally have a perfect mental image of them when someone mentions Proud Boys.