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Get intercepted lmao 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
NJ? Really, New Jersey?
Inb4 they lobby some nice special rules 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Don't give me hope.
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Pure cartesian logic 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Godzilla had a stroke and died while reading this.
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Germans no matter which country they're in 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Stimmt ja gar nicht!
I wonder where most of the artifacts in the British Museum come from 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Yeah, because the USA and Russia didn't exercise their own flavour of imperialism (Pan-Slavism & Manifest Destiny for example). All major and some minor industrialised nations took part in that madness. It's just that some of us quit or were forced to leave the game. By the way, Japan is missing.
10 questions science still can't answer 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
I hope Godzilla is okay.
Papa moose 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Biopic... please mean biopic. I really don't want to imagine a Roosevelt biopsy.
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Atheism is not transferring your belief 5 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
I have yet to meet an atheist who thinks that.
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Imagine, you are at someone's funeral and suddenly look down and see this 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Obviously, I would think that one of the Leningrad Cowboys knows the deceased.
Its germany! 11 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Being German, it's kind of hard to resist the urge to correct. Every German knows that the struggle is real.
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Its germany! 11 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Ich fühle mit dir, das ist ja schrecklich.
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Any science distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Nothing magical just uncertain, it's all about probabilities.
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Its germany! 11 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Yes, we do. And it's a never ending fountain of joy for us seeing English speakers sob in despair when they try to wrap their head around this.
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Madagascar history nerds, now is your time to shine 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
I usually couldn't care less about football but the club Stade Olympique l'Emyrne (Antananarivo, Madagascar) holds the world record for scoring 149 own goals in one game out of protest against a referee's decision.
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When you realize 2012 was 17 years ago 4 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
A post from the future.
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Mediocre abilities 4 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
3 is actually extremely useful since you won't show up on security footage.
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How is it called in your country? 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Langnese
Amazing 9 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Depending on where she works, that may very well have been the most sensible thing to do on that day.
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Let’s Hear It 6 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
My dreams
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Crows 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
You're right, I shouldn't try to post comments around 4 am.
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Gen Z Lifehack 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Do that in a small company that rents its copy machines and you just cost the company 50 copies because blank or not those copies still cost. Just because some lazy gen z intern is unwilling to count.
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Crows 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Do that in a small company that rents its copy machines and you just cost the company 50 copies because blank or not those copies still cost. Just because some lazy gen z intern is unwilling to count.
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awe 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Nope, awestruck by nature and the universe. Only theists feel the need to involve gods in this.
Name this hairstyle 5 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Optical Contraceptive
Would have won 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
This was as dumb three years ago as it is now, his name was Franz Halder. You have to intentionally misread his name to make even slightest amount of sense in English.
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