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Europeans were famously creative when it came to naming places 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Well, I'm not a troll out of a Pratchett novel and therefore, don't count one, two, many, lots. So, I think narrowing it down to three is not that big a pool of countries to choose from.
Finally, funny number 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
I'll always think of Snap! when reading that name. Yes, I'm old.
Crossbow discussion between Europe and China be like 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
There is no such discussion, at least not among historians. At the same time early crossbows were used in China Greeks were using crossbows, too. There have been many parallel inventions over the course of history and this appears to be one of them.
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Détester 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
People just don't understand democracy. You don't look for the party that has 100% overlap with your interests and opinions; that would effectively mean one party for every voter. Instead, you have three options: 1) Vote for the party/candidate that is least repulsive to you. 2) Determine that you're unable to find a party which agrees with your ideas, form a new party yourself and gather followers to do better. 3) Abstain from voting but consequently shut the fuck up about the "rotten system" when you couldn't be bothered to go for option 1) or 2).
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When did the Roman Empire truly fall? 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
One debatable date, two arbitrary and one insane; I mean 1912, really? 1806 I would have understood but 1912? Why 1912? Did the last descendant of Emperor Nepo secretly board the Titanic and sank with it?
Spoider man 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
about tree fiddy
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The temptation 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Better to lose a good friend than a bad joke has always been my motto. And I'm running out of friends.
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Everything will be fine 7 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Great, this will keep me awake all night. I'm about almost certain I've seen that one and I'm pretty sure that some weird shit happens to them. Something about diving and not being able to return. But I cannot remember the titel or what exactly happens next. Thank you so much; sleep deprivation, here I come.
Guys who tf was the third one again? 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Michael Collins!
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Truth 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
I don't know where you live but everything is back to normal here.
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My English partner hates my new keyboard. No idea why tho 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
What's not to like about Italy?
Ma heart, ma gandhi 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Is this some kind of US joke that I'm too european to understand? Who hires a real estate agent to sell their own house to their grandchild?
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Get intercepted lmao 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
NJ? Really, New Jersey?
Inb4 they lobby some nice special rules 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Don't give me hope.
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Pure cartesian logic 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Godzilla had a stroke and died while reading this.
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Germans no matter which country they're in 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Stimmt ja gar nicht!
I wonder where most of the artifacts in the British Museum come from 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Yeah, because the USA and Russia didn't exercise their own flavour of imperialism (Pan-Slavism & Manifest Destiny for example). All major and some minor industrialised nations took part in that madness. It's just that some of us quit or were forced to leave the game. By the way, Japan is missing.
10 questions science still can't answer 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
I hope Godzilla is okay.
Papa moose 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Biopic... please mean biopic. I really don't want to imagine a Roosevelt biopsy.
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Atheism is not transferring your belief 5 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
I have yet to meet an atheist who thinks that.
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Imagine, you are at someone's funeral and suddenly look down and see this 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Obviously, I would think that one of the Leningrad Cowboys knows the deceased.
Its germany! 11 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Being German, it's kind of hard to resist the urge to correct. Every German knows that the struggle is real.
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Its germany! 11 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Ich fühle mit dir, das ist ja schrecklich.
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Any science distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Nothing magical just uncertain, it's all about probabilities.
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Its germany! 11 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Yes, we do. And it's a never ending fountain of joy for us seeing English speakers sob in despair when they try to wrap their head around this.
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