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Struwwelpeter 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
1) It's not the German but the original version. While most fairy tales known today were gathered in what later became Germany, there is a decent amount of French, Italian, Czech, Danish, Russian and Arabian ones.
2) If you think of Disney when you hear fairy tale, you don't know any fairy tales. By making fairy tales family friendly for a prudish and sensitive American audience, Disney not only removed lots of content from the originals but in some cases even distorted the tales to an extent that the meaning was completely lost.
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"Whaaat?! The Nazi's weren't honest people?!" I spent 10 minutes arguing with a 4 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Their original party agenda contained quite a lot of socialist ideas but Hitler chose to ignore those after eliminating all prominent members of the NSDAP who represented that party wing.
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The last thing you ate is what you have to name him 15 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
I somehow expected at least one or two NSFW answers.
Cesar chavez discovers collective bargaining 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
No, that's socialism! That almost sounds like... reinventing unions. Who would have thought that employees organising themselves actually works.
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Be a sigma like him 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
a island & sigma's
Coffee Rorschach - What Do You See? 7 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Foam? Yep, I'm pretty sure that's foam.
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Europeans try to come up with an original joke challenge 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Okay, I'll own it. For the richest industrialized nation with the world's largest economy it is still the best joke.
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Remember when every single pc accessory had their own connector? 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
I aas there 3000 years ago.
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Simple explanation to the disaster really 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Windscale/Sellafield (Great Britain), Three Mile Island (USA), Chernobyl (Soviet Union), Fukushima (Japan); yep totally safe.
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Did you feed the Well Being today? 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
I always loved the line An Unexpected Error Occurred. Does that mean all other errors were expected/planned?
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It's complicated 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Which is an absolutely normal reaction because something like that so rarely happens. When you're used to being forced to interpreting obscure signals, an out of the blue direct admission like that simply does not compute.
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Nice 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Am I the only one who thinks they look like your average mumble rapper?
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Fight for your rights , my warriors 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
I second that.
You guys are missing out 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Okay? Nevertheless, I'll stick to the best rule I've ever heard about food: If your grandma wouldn't have been able to recognise it as food, don't eat it because it propably isn't real food.
"Yeah bro you should really try it, you won't regret a thing" 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Tell me you are from the USA without telling me you are from the USA.
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The Fr*nch and their weird pronunciation 4 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
One of the few cases where English is more logical than German. But just for shits and giggles try 99 in Danisch, that's even more ridiculous.
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Godzilla retires from destroying buildings to open news station 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Tbh, this looks much more trustworthy and reliable than US cable news.
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Hello. Yes. Okay. No. No. Yes. No. Yes. Ok. Ok. Ok. Bye 5 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying anything against having that option. It is great to be able to use text or text-to-speech options if it helps you. I'm referring to the excessive and exclusive use of those for minutes and minutes on end when a 10 second call would have been sufficient.
Hello. Yes. Okay. No. No. Yes. No. Yes. Ok. Ok. Ok. Bye 5 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
That's not an introvert problem but a Gen Z problem. I'm an introvert I have introverted friends and colleagues but we are not Gen Z. We are aware of what a phone actually is, an invention specifically made to talk to other people over a distance and we know that we will not drop dead if we have to verbally communicate in real time.
Ryan Gosling and Macaulay Culkin T-Shirt Inception 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
We fought Vikings to get to school in our time 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Come to Germany, you could legally do that here. I'm not saying you should but you could.
Poor tesla. I feel bad for the man 7 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Of course Thomas Jefferson invented the light bulb! Right after Denzel Washington became the first American President. And let me guess, you propably also don't believe in the moon landing and that Louis Armstrong was the first man to set foot on the moon?
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The war on the ocean is never ending 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Just making sure whether physics is still working properly. Better safe than sorry.
We're gonna die 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Why do people still believe this? In order for a star to explode it has to go supernova, which our sun will not do due to a significant lack of mass. Who keeps perpetuating this nonsense of the sun going supernova? Yes, I know that was not the point of the joke but the knowledge when stars go kaboom has been around longer than I am.
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Aquas trying her best tho 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 1 year ago
Poor Aqua is giving her best!