Hans, hol den Flammenwerfer!

Don't!

Yeah, no. That was not the reason Hitler didn't attack Switzerland. He needed "neutral" countries like Switzerland and Sweden as economic partners much more than conquering them would have benefitted Germany during the war.

That's plain stupidity born out of inexperience. Either you are at least mildly interested or not. Interested? Might as well see where it leads. Not interested? Clearly say so. Playing hard to get is the surest way to filter out the guys who respect a "no" aka the good guys. Take a guess which guys remain.

That should probably read "Badly cropped memes give me nightmares because they make me scared", right?

That's a movie I always rewatch whenever I stumble upon it.

It's Habsburg, not Hapsburg. Why are so many people feeling the urge to make memes about them but are unable to get the spelling right?

Not to forget that they even forced him to come back to work although he was dead.

Against my better judgement I've watched it. The beginning and middle part weren't even half bad but, oh boy, the ending made me regret having started watching that show in the first place.

So the Second Amendment is for murdering democratically elected Presidents... noted.

While I know that potato salad hardly qaulifies as salad, the potato is definitely vegetable.

Yep, no one, except for German history text books and probably Italian text books as well.

1) It's not the German but the original version. While most fairy tales known today were gathered in what later became Germany, there is a decent amount of French, Italian, Czech, Danish, Russian and Arabian ones.
2) If you think of Disney when you hear fairy tale, you don't know any fairy tales. By making fairy tales family friendly for a prudish and sensitive American audience, Disney not only removed lots of content from the originals but in some cases even distorted the tales to an extent that the meaning was completely lost.

Their original party agenda contained quite a lot of socialist ideas but Hitler chose to ignore those after eliminating all prominent members of the NSDAP who represented that party wing.

I somehow expected at least one or two NSFW answers.

No, that's socialism! That almost sounds like... reinventing unions. Who would have thought that employees organising themselves actually works.

Foam? Yep, I'm pretty sure that's foam.

Okay, I'll own it. For the richest industrialized nation with the world's largest economy it is still the best joke.

I aas there 3000 years ago.

Windscale/Sellafield (Great Britain), Three Mile Island (USA), Chernobyl (Soviet Union), Fukushima (Japan); yep totally safe.

I always loved the line An Unexpected Error Occurred. Does that mean all other errors were expected/planned?

Which is an absolutely normal reaction because something like that so rarely happens. When you're used to being forced to interpreting obscure signals, an out of the blue direct admission like that simply does not compute.

Am I the only one who thinks they look like your average mumble rapper?