This joke doesn't make sense since Schwarzenegger's mother tongue is German. Therefore, he would pronounce Bach correctly whose name in German doesn't even remotely sound like 'back'.

That's not where your left hand, let alone your left thumb should be if you want to keep said thumb. Someone obviously slept through basic training.

Never had a problem with that, Moskau being the exception.

My children with a christmas tree... interesting.

True for the last 150 years. Before, the roles were reversed.

Care to explain what the Vietcong have to do with the Korean War? I think you've got your wars in Asia mixed up.

Yeah, cheer up, that's not going to happen. I don't know why people insist on this. The sun is not going to explode. It'll be puffing itself up and expand when the shell burning starts and then fizzle out, leaving a white dwarf behind. But it'll definitely not go supernova since the sun lacks the mass to do so.

Nothing but salt. They don't need sauce.

Who is Tom Harry?

I mean, I don't do it on purpose but I fail to see the problem.

Airshortbus

Not true! An American would rather crawl that distance than use the metric system to measure it.

It was called "shitty substitute for real icecream", at least in my head and green.

Cutlery, how pathetic. With my mouth only since I was trained by the best, our dog.

Okay, I'll dumb it down so much it almost hurts. Throughout its rise, Rome had to fight enemy after enemy in its own or even above its weight class whereas the Arabs, by and large, simply had to wade through the ashes of what was left of Western Roman Empire.

It's Habsburg, not Hapsburg. Why are so many people feeling the urge to make memes about them but are unable to get the spelling right?

Hans, hol den Flammenwerfer!

Don't!

Yeah, no. That was not the reason Hitler didn't attack Switzerland. He needed "neutral" countries like Switzerland and Sweden as economic partners much more than conquering them would have benefitted Germany during the war.

That's plain stupidity born out of inexperience. Either you are at least mildly interested or not. Interested? Might as well see where it leads. Not interested? Clearly say so. Playing hard to get is the surest way to filter out the guys who respect a "no" aka the good guys. Take a guess which guys remain.

That should probably read "Badly cropped memes give me nightmares because they make me scared", right?

That's a movie I always rewatch whenever I stumble upon it.

It's Habsburg, not Hapsburg. Why are so many people feeling the urge to make memes about them but are unable to get the spelling right?

Not to forget that they even forced him to come back to work although he was dead.

Against my better judgement I've watched it. The beginning and middle part weren't even half bad but, oh boy, the ending made me regret having started watching that show in the first place.