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Oh for fuck's sake, nobody in Europe has free healthcare! We have universal healthcare which might seem like it's free but is something totally different.

Do women also count?
-Florida Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Bikini Area

That's actually pretty accurate but most of us also know that there's a giant rectangle in the middle called Kansas where nobody lives.

Neither do I. Who is that guy on the right?

Totally weird. They should lie down for that like every sane person.

I hope somebody looked for a pot of petunias.

You forgot overpriced.

It's actually ~93 billion light years in diameter, you took the radius. But that's beside the point. The light traveling towards us is ~13 billion years old but the space this light had to cross to reach us is expanding at an ever increasing rate. Light is, logically, limited by the speed of light but space can do whatever the hell it wants. Hence, the seeming discrepancy.

So wrong that it hurts. Actually, Germany and the Soviet Union were both pariah states after WW1 and cooperation had already begun with the Treaty of Rapallo in 1922, eleven years before Hitler become chancellor of Germany. The so called Black Reichswehr trained within the USSR as early as 1922, way before the NSdAP gained traction in German elections. Later, due to the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact which entailed the partition of central and eastern Europe between Germany and the USSR in 1939 nobody in the Soviet Union was surprised.

This joke doesn't make sense since Schwarzenegger's mother tongue is German. Therefore, he would pronounce Bach correctly whose name in German doesn't even remotely sound like 'back'.

That's not where your left hand, let alone your left thumb should be if you want to keep said thumb. Someone obviously slept through basic training.

Never had a problem with that, Moskau being the exception.

My children with a christmas tree... interesting.

True for the last 150 years. Before, the roles were reversed.

Care to explain what the Vietcong have to do with the Korean War? I think you've got your wars in Asia mixed up.

Yeah, cheer up, that's not going to happen. I don't know why people insist on this. The sun is not going to explode. It'll be puffing itself up and expand when the shell burning starts and then fizzle out, leaving a white dwarf behind. But it'll definitely not go supernova since the sun lacks the mass to do so.

Nothing but salt. They don't need sauce.

Who is Tom Harry?

I mean, I don't do it on purpose but I fail to see the problem.

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Not true! An American would rather crawl that distance than use the metric system to measure it.

It was called "shitty substitute for real icecream", at least in my head and green.