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The deadliest weapon in space 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 30 weeks ago
That comic is so wrong it hurts. 1) Troll physics at its best. To make it simple: A nerf gun transmits kinetic energy via the bolt it shoots and by that you have an action and an equal reaction. Therefore, the force is applied equally to both astronauts. 2) A normal gun would work perfectly well in space up to the time it becomes to cold to operate. Oxygen from the environment is not required as the gun uses the oxygen stored in the ammunition. That is the reason why modern firearms can be fired under water.
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F*ck 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 30 weeks ago
That was so annoying, but what can you expect of Bugfesta. Great game nevertheless.
[OC] I saw a double rainbow two days ago during a break in a storm 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 32 weeks ago
Funfact: all rainbows are double rainbows, somtimes it's just hard to see the second one.
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Dog or cat? 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 33 weeks ago
Neither, that's planet.
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[OC] Tokyo Tower in the rain 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 36 weeks ago
Damn, now I have to play Ghostwire: Tokyo again.
Let's not get ahead of ourselves folks, there's still time 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 36 weeks ago
We couldn't start a war even if we wanted to. Given the present state the Bundeswehr is in, it wouldn't even be able to defend Germany let alone attack anyone. Well, maybe if we had a few years to prepare, it's not raining and Luxemburg had a national holiday, we might take it. But my money would be on Luxemburg.
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Weimar republic & byzantine empire 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 36 weeks ago
*they're
We do have useless government schemes 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 37 weeks ago
Oh for fuck's sake, nobody in Europe has free healthcare! We have universal healthcare which might seem like it's free but is something totally different.
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Io saturnalia! 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 37 weeks ago
If you choose the later rite you will party till late december and if you celebrate the Saturnalia correctly, i.e. party hard enough, you won't even notice christmas.
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Languages ***ing suck 8 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 37 weeks ago
I don't think this is about grammatical gender. Though I won't pretend to know enough Japanese to go into a full linguistical analysis, Japanese does have a whole spectrum of words for the first person singular and their usage depends on lots of factors. Some of which clearly indicate whether the person speaking is male or female. Using those incorrectly will cause amusement for the native speakers.
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Google florida man and your birthday next to it, ill start 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 37 weeks ago
Do women also count?
-Florida Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Bikini Area
Source: Am European, know Europeans 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 38 weeks ago
That's actually pretty accurate but most of us also know that there's a giant rectangle in the middle called Kansas where nobody lives.
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Didn’t ask -Thanos 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 39 weeks ago
Neither do I. Who is that guy on the right?
Y’all ***ers need JAYSUS 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 39 weeks ago
Totally weird. They should lie down for that like every sane person.
Quite understandable 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 39 weeks ago
I hope somebody looked for a pot of petunias.
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This isn’t an opinion, it’s a fact 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 39 weeks ago
You forgot overpriced.
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Sorry if I seem nerdy 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 39 weeks ago
It's actually ~93 billion light years in diameter, you took the radius. But that's beside the point. The light traveling towards us is ~13 billion years old but the space this light had to cross to reach us is expanding at an ever increasing rate. Light is, logically, limited by the speed of light but space can do whatever the hell it wants. Hence, the seeming discrepancy.
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The USSR secretly helped the German army rebuild and militarize, directly in violation of 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 40 weeks ago
So wrong that it hurts. Actually, Germany and the Soviet Union were both pariah states after WW1 and cooperation had already begun with the Treaty of Rapallo in 1922, eleven years before Hitler become chancellor of Germany. The so called Black Reichswehr trained within the USSR as early as 1922, way before the NSdAP gained traction in German elections. Later, due to the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact which entailed the partition of central and eastern Europe between Germany and the USSR in 1939 nobody in the Soviet Union was surprised.
Subtle 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 40 weeks ago
This joke doesn't make sense since Schwarzenegger's mother tongue is German. Therefore, he would pronounce Bach correctly whose name in German doesn't even remotely sound like 'back'.
I'm sorry, but what? I don't really get it 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 40 weeks ago
That's not where your left hand, let alone your left thumb should be if you want to keep said thumb. Someone obviously slept through basic training.
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Du hast 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 41 weeks ago
Never had a problem with that, Moskau being the exception.
That’s my question 5 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 41 weeks ago
My children with a christmas tree... interesting.
The Germans and the French be like 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 41 weeks ago
True for the last 150 years. Before, the roles were reversed.
Today is the 71st anniversary of the liberation of Seoul so I dedicate this meme to all 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 42 weeks ago
Care to explain what the Vietcong have to do with the Korean War? I think you've got your wars in Asia mixed up.
Its over guys 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 43 weeks ago
Yeah, cheer up, that's not going to happen. I don't know why people insist on this. The sun is not going to explode. It'll be puffing itself up and expand when the shell burning starts and then fizzle out, leaving a white dwarf behind. But it'll definitely not go supernova since the sun lacks the mass to do so.
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