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Yeah, basically 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 38 weeks ago
I don't get it. You don't want to change yourself in order to comply with the standards of someone else? Great, good for you. But why cry foul play when the other side also insists on their standards instead of moving on to someone compatible? Sounds pretty hypocritical to me.
Y u guys never tell me about this 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 38 weeks ago
But he isn't always in space. Sometimes he involuntarily goes on adventures with his friends, a hyperactive sheep and a know-it-all shrubbery. But usually he just wants to be left alone and do fun and exciting stuff like visiting the museum of ingrain wallpaper (yes, there is an episode about that). Bernd is great.
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Acting! 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 39 weeks ago
Some people are obviously mentally challenged. I mean, as if the eyebrows weren't a dead giveaway. Or did those people think she were a natural blonde and decided to dye just her eyebrows.
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Honk! 6 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 39 weeks ago
Honk
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C for what?? 8 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 40 weeks ago
C is the only letter that strikes you as odd?
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Long exposure on Bannhofcity wien west 4 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 41 weeks ago
Okay, but in that case, why not Bahhhofcity or Bannnofcity?
Long exposure on Bannhofcity wien west 4 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 41 weeks ago
How did you manage to misspell the building's name when it's written on it in neon light letters? How?
Why the f-uck would you not 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 41 weeks ago
Licking a find is actually a valid test in archeology if you want to know whether you found a bone or a stone. BUT if it tastes like something you haven't cleaned it sufficiently and you're tasting the dirt on your find.
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Day 78 of Community Notes posting 5 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 41 weeks ago
That's exactly the way I understood this, too.
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Absolutely based 6 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 42 weeks ago
You're right, and the sun will fizzle out in ~5 billion years! Better not go for solar energy since it's obviously doomed.
Absolutely based 6 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 42 weeks ago
Kyshtym, Windscale/Sellafield, Simi Valley, Lucens, Rocky Flats, 2 x Leningrad, Belojarsk, Three Mile Island, 2 x Chernobyl, Tokaimura, Fukushima... and those are just the civilian incidents above INES 4 and still no site on the whole planet to store nuclear waste safely on geologicaly timescales. Yep, absolutely safe my ass.
I'm this old .. 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 42 weeks ago
Oooh, I remember that one. You could wreck IDE HDDs with that.
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It’s only the beginning 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 42 weeks ago
Am I the only one thinking of Horizon Zero Dawn?
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Bryce canyon - utah 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 42 weeks ago
I love the Ent in the foreground casually enjoying the view befor descending into the canyon.
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Mona lisa outtakes 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 44 weeks ago
Eyebrows? The artist obviously has never seen the original.
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Now you know 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 46 weeks ago
Lies! 100 is missing.
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Elon Musk as Bond villain at today's carnival parade in Cologne, Germany 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 46 weeks ago
Carnival on the 31st of December? Are you still using the Internet Explorer?
qualityAssurance 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 46 weeks ago
I don't think AAA game developers have QA nowadays. They have beta testers, I mean, customers whose screams go unheard.
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This is how Japan attacked Pearl Harbor. According to flat earthers 6 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 47 weeks ago
Thank you, but my partying days are over. Nowadays, I'm working really hard on becoming a grumpy old guy.
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This is how Japan attacked Pearl Harbor. According to flat earthers 6 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 47 weeks ago
The attack on Pearl Harbour was performed by the Imperial Japanese Navy. Since aircraft carriers have really hard time sailing through land masses, they tend to prefer travelling at sea. Why do we need to bring aircraft carriers into this you ask? The arguably best Japanese fighter plane in 1941 was the Mitsubishi A6M Zero with maximum range (we are not even talking about operational range) of ~3000 km. So yes, actually, that is the correct route for the attack on a flat earth. And yes, I am no fun at parties.
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He he he 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 47 weeks ago
According to a friend of mine, all it takes to not love him is meeting him when he is hungry and there is no vegan food available.
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Then vs Now 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 48 weeks ago
Being gen x doesn't help either, I also don't get it.
I forgot the name of this animal but it was f*cking judging me. (OC) 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 48 weeks ago
Looks like a klippschliefer to me. Fun fact: klippschliefer are the closest living relatives of elephants.
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5 hours later 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 50 weeks ago
Installed it again on a whim about a month ago and it does have an intro which is very much unskippable.
Missus Krampus 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 51 weeks ago
"Most people", with the exception of most Europeans who don't live in some obscure valley in the Alps. The rest of us only know about Krampus from American TV shows.
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