So, basically the plot of Titanic minus the ship.

That's why we have a similar, yet, more precise proverb German: Geld allein macht nicht glücklich. This translates to: Money alone doesn't make (you) happy.

50% correct, it's just Excel. Nobody uses PowerPoint for anything even remotely useful. It's just used in endless meetings to illustrate what could've been said in one e-mail. It's good for scientific presentation though.

Try Garfield Minus Garfield. It's really weird.

Because if you meet enough people (read: if you work in service) hatred becomes the default setting and coffee just tastes vile. No need to bring even more bitterness into my life.

Chindonesian?

For a moment you really had given me hope that this whole idiocy had ended for good.

The best warning sign I've ever seen was outside the laser lab at our university: Please refrain from looking directly into the laser with your remaining eye.

I was worried about the temperature for a second but then I remembered retard units exist.

If the survival of our species depended on women making the first move, we would have gone extinct a long time ago.

Must be a BMW.

Matriarch, existence had only started
Verily, I have gone and cast it all asunder.

That's not a pure-blood Oompa Loompa more like the love child of Angela Merkel and an Oompa Loompa.

This has got to be the best description of project managers of all time.

Thanks for reminding me, now I have to play it again. -_-

Doubt. His eldest child was born in 1843. To fit eleven generations into that timespan you'd have to have a hell of a lot of teenage pregnancies.

Being unable to correctly pronounce a German <ch>... always funny. Now if it read Jesus sucKt dicK I could see the joke. But the way it is written here you're either bragging about your inability to read correctly or your inability to speak German.

"The solution for pollution is dilution" really was the slogan for this shit. That is the reason I don't trust humans with nuclear power, simply because of people.

And I wouldn't want to be with someone who pretends to understand NGE. I'm convinced that nobody understands NGE despite what they keep telling you. My guess is that maybe one person on this planet understands it and that person is Hideaki Anno and even of that I'm not too sure.

American dads only. As a European, I know Makita and have seen Dewalt on the internet. Never even heard of the other two.

The nerve of some people. How dare they call someone when the issue could be resolved just as quickly by sending dozens of e-mails back and forth.

But why, oh why were those cuts necessary you ask? Could it be tax breaks for the filthy rich? Nah, surely, that's not it.

1979 wasn't 42 years ago. Are you using the internet explorer?

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