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Fool me once shame on you, fool me 100 times I'm a Consoomer 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 11 weeks ago
Which one? The one they made insufferable in the show to please no one, or the one in the comic series where the relationship just wasn't meant to be?
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How I assume the rest of the world views the USA 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 13 weeks ago
Wait! Are you telling me this is not correct?
Rainbow Gathering by LARRY CARLSON 4 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 13 weeks ago
Not a Beatles fan? Me neither, but it fits so perfectly.
Rainbow Gathering by LARRY CARLSON 4 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 13 weeks ago
I'll second that. My first impression was that I would rather feed than fuck them. But then I took a step back and read more into the picture and discovered Lucia's heavenly gem in it.
Big oof 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 13 weeks ago
That's only half of the story. "The Trump administration in February 2020 negotiated a withdrawal agreement with the Taliban that excluded the Afghan government, freed 5,000 imprisoned Taliban soldiers and set a date certain of May 1, 2021, for the final withdrawal. And the Trump administration kept to the pact, reducing U.S. troop levels from about 13,000 to 2,500, even though the Taliban continued to attack Afghan government forces and welcomed al-Qaeda terrorists into the Taliban leadership." Biden only executed what his predecessor had ratified. uu uu uu.factcheck[dot]org/2021/08/timeline-of-u-s-withdrawal-from-afghanistan/
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Sophisticated fast-growing fatherly 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 14 weeks ago
Their historical equivalents would be robber barons not road pirates but I agree with the comparison.
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Now thou know 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 15 weeks ago
Wait, this isn't common knowledge? I'm not a native speaker and even I understood that without explanation.
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I'm all of them 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 16 weeks ago
You forgot people who lean to the side to peak around corners.
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Vacation ideas 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 16 weeks ago
Sorry, but as nice as it would be that's already been debunked.
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The u.S. Healthcare system 3 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 16 weeks ago
Maybe don't make guns, race, religion or pronouns your top priority when voting? Just an idea.
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What the fish is that? 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 17 weeks ago
Looks like submerged snapping turtle to me. Don't be fooled by their name, they are absolutely harmless. Especially the big ones are very shy but actually love human contact. You should pet it on the head next time. They love that.
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Despairing equal scoundrel 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 17 weeks ago
Not be that guy but a neutron star is already dead. What's it supposed to do? Die again? To become what? Come to think if it, yeah, I am totally that guy.
What do you call these kinda pictures? I took it from a moving vehicle lol 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 18 weeks ago
I'd call it good for Flickr but inappropriate for a funny meme site. Well, you asked.
Elephant garlic jackpot! One whole bulb. Quarter for scale 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 18 weeks ago
Sure, let's use a coin for reference of which only ~4% of the world's population have a clue how big it is. This is the internet, you have the use standard units like bananas for scale. You know, anything but the metric system.
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Legit 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 18 weeks ago
I am surprised, that this surprises anyone. Happens to me all the time while driving on the motorway, especially on the straight boring parts.
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Wife said the dyson wasn't working 4 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 18 weeks ago
Yep, let's stick with that. I'm not sure you're right but I prefer your suggestion over anything my imagination came up with, by far.
Wife said the dyson wasn't working 4 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 18 weeks ago
I don't know what I'm looking at and at the same time pretty sure I don't want to.
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[OC] Loading ballast into a crane 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 18 weeks ago
But what is doing the loading? A bigger crane. And how did that one get its counterweights?
When they say that it's turtles all the way down, does that mean it's cranes all the way up? I have questions!
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Unknown synchronized cleansed 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 19 weeks ago
Nope. George Paget Thomson did NOT show that electrons are waves. He discovered that electrons show wave-like properties.
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If Sylvester Stallone was a red deer [OC] 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 19 weeks ago
ADRIAN!
Bandaged ubiquitous jazzy 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 21 weeks ago
Dark matter, it's called dark matter. When you're clueless about something but still want to bullshit, at least get the terminology right.
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Can we just collapse yet? 2 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 22 weeks ago
At the same time otherwise nice and friendly Americans turn into rabid grizzly bears threatening you with ass rape when you try to give them affordable healthcare. Go figure.
Diffused redundant unaided 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 22 weeks ago
So, basically the plot of Titanic minus the ship.
Confuse cut axiomatic 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 23 weeks ago
That's why we have a similar, yet, more precise proverb German: Geld allein macht nicht glücklich. This translates to: Money alone doesn't make (you) happy.
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Yup 1 comments
ctrl_alt_del · 23 weeks ago
50% correct, it's just Excel. Nobody uses PowerPoint for anything even remotely useful. It's just used in endless meetings to illustrate what could've been said in one e-mail. It's good for scientific presentation though.
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