So, basically the plot of Titanic minus the ship.

That's why we have a similar, yet, more precise proverb German: Geld allein macht nicht glücklich. This translates to: Money alone doesn't make (you) happy.

50% correct, it's just Excel. Nobody uses PowerPoint for anything even remotely useful. It's just used in endless meetings to illustrate what could've been said in one e-mail. It's good for scientific presentation though.

Try Garfield Minus Garfield. It's really weird.