They have to sign organ donor agreement first

Sounds like a setting for a thriller movie. What's the chance I'll get to meet monsters or serial killers out there?

Give him some omg he looks so cute where's his neck when he sits, no neck XD he looks like white box with legs

Asshead. Dickhole. That's, surprisingly more insulting.

Feeding plan, or molesting?

What he has that I don't? - priest on the town

I feel this so strongly

Worse: monday already

No talent. Weak heart. Lack of ambition. Low stamina.

"do it"

I don't get it T. T

Thank you for the kind words :)

Me: I have 10 friends.
A Friend standing less than 1 meter behind me : that is one huge yellow dildo!
Me : I have 9 friends.

I read it in malfoy's voice "shaved, potter?"

Terrified, she clenched hard at the phone, feeling sudden cold from the back where her 'mom' stands, eyes darting around the room and landed at the old picture of 5 years old her in a princess costume with her mom on the dresser top. When reality hits, her mom died 10 years ago, on the night right after the picture was taken.

Have to sit on top of kanye's ego

Idk if god refers to sleeping or drunk

In the bear stomach vit A is good for your health- mama bear said

No need to hide it, jeremy

He doesn't even need to show me dog. :(

Weed dealer is worse than a murderer.