I swear with every second word and cuss people out in my rants on a regular basis, but when I’m *really* angry, I don’t swear at all, and then people know it’s really bad.
I told somebody to shit in their hands and see what it sounds like to clap. Called another person a fixed-wing idiot. And not to forget dick-splint, family tree climber, incestuous mass of useless fecal matter. told another person not to use their entire vocabulary at once as they'd strain their last two brain cells. And finally told another person that a better use of their time than annoying me would be seeing how long it takes to fill up a colander.
You sound like a delight x)
My favorite insult is "miscarriage face" or "you look like an aborted fetus". I also like other baby-related sayings like "you've been rocked too close to the wall as a baby", "you've been finished with piss" and "wow your dad got way too far when your mom was pregnant".
My favorite insult is "miscarriage face" or "you look like an aborted fetus". I also like other baby-related sayings like "you've been rocked too close to the wall as a baby", "you've been finished with piss" and "wow your dad got way too far when your mom was pregnant".