Mrdad01

mrdad01


— Mrdad01 Report User
Facts 38 comments
mrdad01 · 2 days ago
I wouldn't say I'm the best, far from it actually. In any case thank you, I actually needed a compliment today.
If you want to talk about your stories 27 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
True the first uncle was a piece of human garbage, good riddance to him. The second one wasn't at fault for having a catastrophic heart attack or whatever happened, can't really remember just remember him face planting, groaning and then gone.
I'm a Naruto runner. What are you? 18 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
Is this really a thing? Don't they realize that *if* anything of consequence exists at A51 its either going to be underground or that place is just a cover site to distract from the real location.
If you want to talk about your stories 27 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
Crazy uncle tried to perform surgery on me at 7 years old. Suicide attempt at 8 (two months after the uncle incident) had another Uncle (whom I really liked) drop dead in front of me when I was ten. My childhood sucked.
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The lights of my bathroom when a phone charger is plugged 1 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
You need an electrician.
Whyd you have to massacre it like that? Nobody likes it 5 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
Better that than overpriced crappy ceiling tiles put up completely wrong (and currently dropping down) by a drunken shit stain of a half human moron the same said moron who built a brick chimney from scratch but left one side of the smokestack open into the rafters of a wood frame house. Whom also built steps with a cement pad landing in the middle only supported on two sides by anything at all. Just a thought, textured ceilings are better than dodging falling tile. I want to beat said moron with a pipe and bury him in the rubble of what I'm stuck trying to repair!
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Netflix or Disney? 2 comments
mrdad01 · 2 weeks ago
Pure shit regardless.
The little trashmaid 17 comments
mrdad01 · 2 weeks ago
If you really want to see trash, guest, go sit in the corner and ponder your life!
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Ooooooooooooof 7 comments
mrdad01 · 2 weeks ago
Some people get squeamish when self inflicted castrations occur.
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Checkmate 12 comments
mrdad01 · 2 weeks ago
Not my fault that people work during those hours and I chose to work 10pm to 8 am. Besides there is a certain satisfaction to seeing a complete ass like first guest get bumper thumped by a speeding vehicle.
Checkmate 12 comments
mrdad01 · 2 weeks ago
Well then... Please go play in rush hour traffic and don't forget to wear your bullseye shirt.
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Keeps ya thinking 6 comments
mrdad01 · 2 weeks ago
I dealt with a Karen at 2:30 this morning, wanted beer after hours and tried to give me an expired coupon for a pack of cigarettes. She got turned down flat for both and asked for the manager (plot twist... It's me!) I said 'fine' walked into my office and back out again, I had my manager badge on the whole time anyway so she had to have known what was going to go down. I told her to get out I was in zero mood for bullshit.
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Help me caption this 4 comments
mrdad01 · 4 weeks ago
When the headless horseman finds his head.
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Yeet that child 8 comments
mrdad01 · 4 weeks ago
That's about the only thing that helps mine when I can't afford my medicine and the headache powders I fall back on aren't cutting it, plus the dark room business, I can reduce my bedroom to near pitch black levels when needed. Been lucky recently, I've been able to stay functional save for a little slower than normal and short term memory disruption.
Yeet that child 8 comments
mrdad01 · 4 weeks ago
I have done that before, both due to getting off work at 12 am and also due to a migraine which at that time only a hot shower would help because of not having any medications and already being max dosed on over the counter pain meds.
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Is Mickey Mouse really moving? 3 comments
mrdad01 · 4 weeks ago
Thanks for the headache/ seizure.
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Yeet that child 8 comments
mrdad01 · 4 weeks ago
My kid has done similar things, except in his case he somehow snuck into my room which has a noisy as hell sliding door and stuck his finger in my ear at 3 am, just about shit the bed that night.
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An Olive Python devours a crocodile in Australia 5 comments
mrdad01 · 4 weeks ago
Two nopes having a nope fight.
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Someone sounds assannoyed 7 comments
mrdad01 · 4 weeks ago
Yeah don't have an anal aneurysm!
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Terror comes in many forms 7 comments
mrdad01 · 4 weeks ago
You're not supposed to mention that!
*Aggressive dancing* 2 comments
mrdad01 · 4 weeks ago
My brain after working for two weeks straight for 10 hours a day.
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Kidney stones for me 12 comments
mrdad01 · 4 weeks ago
Toss up, between having a cyst removed from the middle of my back right between my shoulders as a kid (without pain killers due to an allergy) getting clocked in the face by a lawnmower blade that fell off a shelf and my typical migraine. I consider myself as having a fairly high tolerance, since I've sliced off parts of my fingers and broke one pretty severely only to laugh about it.
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What's the last thing you bought online? 6 comments
mrdad01 · 4 weeks ago
Rear windshield wiper motor and hand soap.
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Earth's Best Defender 6 comments
mrdad01 · 5 weeks ago
Guest is just a troll, don't feed it and it will eventually eat itself.
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Closeup image of a worker ant 7 comments
mrdad01 · 5 weeks ago
Nope ant.
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