Mrdad01

mrdad01


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The alien cover-up 4 comments
mrdad01 · 1 day ago
Well of course they are, they wouldn't want to expose themselves now would they.
C U C U M B E R 3 comments
mrdad01 · 2 days ago
Ok.... I've got nothing.
We still hope you'll recover soon. We miss you. 6 comments
mrdad01 · 2 days ago
Why bother? Some things can't be saved, even the best of pups eventually pass away, I should know I've lost every dog I've ever had in my family.
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This oil painting is for sale for $290,000 3 comments
mrdad01 · 2 days ago
That seems awfully cheap for what looks like actual talent and effort.
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Blazing saddles 21 comments
mrdad01 · 2 days ago
I know right, they left the burps, they censored a lot of stuff, I was half tempted to tell that network to take off a few layers of petticoats its not 1648 anymore and this was in the early 2000s so most of the easily offended wimps of today were still crapping themselves three times a day... legitimately.
Blazing saddles 21 comments
mrdad01 · 2 days ago
Yes. Totally broke the movie.
Blazing saddles 21 comments
mrdad01 · 3 days ago
The last time I watched that movie on broadcast tv they censored the campfire scene for crying out loud.
Blazing saddles 21 comments
mrdad01 · 6 days ago
Oh man, they don't make movies like that one anymore!
Doggo 13 comments
mrdad01 · 6 days ago
Demon or cerberus.
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Are you in the blue or outside the blue? 10 comments
mrdad01 · 6 days ago
Who cares, 99.999% trash either way.
heh 5 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
Infect it first, plus do everything to make your disease super communicable but not deadly right away, then once 90% of the population is infected go for the kill.
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Aren’t thongs meant for the butt? 7 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
That is actually more appealing to me than butt floss.
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Not funny comic 9 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
Humility is not a bad thing.
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What a mad lad 11 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
But I usually only eat two meals so....
kinda dramatic but eh 8 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
I used my spam only email account to sign up so they can have it, it gets 1,500 spam messages a week.
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Very useful if you want to survive in the wild 6 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
Shelter is always a must! If nothing else it's an extra couple seconds between you and a large predator.
What a mad lad 11 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
Fools! I eat lunch at midnight! (I work night shift.)
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Fixing bridges and potholes is not that important 6 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
Wow, my joke gave you a hot sauce enema huh?
Germans are at it again 8 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
That's the grenade, they had long handle-like extensions on them back then, not like the small compact pull the pin and shove it down someone's pants things we have now.
My heart goes out to anyone who is suffering from depression 10 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
Holy shit, they dropped the titanic on that nail.
A guide to putting your clocks forward 3 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
My car clock sets itself when my cell phone connects to it with bluetooth. I can set my stove and microwave clocks but every time I do the power fails within 48 hours and wipes them so I just let them go, haven't had a power outage in three months.
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Fixing bridges and potholes is not that important 6 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
Or better yet, just have all politicians make minimum wage.
Every first shift workers 1 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
What about 3rd shift seeing first shift? #thirdshiftmatters
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He made steak, gravy, potatoes and steamed vegetables for himself, while all I had was a 16 comments
mrdad01 · 1 week ago
Ha, I've done that before. I still cooked but she got chicken noodle baby food while I ate chili.
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