I'm gonna hope that's special FX

That's how I want to go.

Wen you stub your *toad on something
Haha, get it?

Until it bolts and you have to clean up your dinner.

But breast implants are normally silicone...

Whether this story is real or not, the what the lady (who broke the phone) did was illegal.

Kind of sounds dangerous.... but whatever floats your goat

See... my crush and my best friend have similar names in my phone so the weirdest thing is
'Can I be a Weasley?' And before I could notice it was him I was talking to, I said 'What about Horatio Caine? Can Horatio Caine be a Weasley?'

My German Shepherd actually lies down while eating from her food bowl... I have some lazy puppers

It's really sad when you have to stare at a picture for five minutes before you notice what's wrong

Does anyone know what she was attacked for? I'm curious

Mine is probably a giraffe stuffed animal that I put an owl beanie on.

I mean there's not even two types of cats. Cats only have these two moods, and there is no in between

Is no one gonna mention the demon- like spongebob looking thing in the bottom right corner?

I've seen this joke before, and honestly makes me laugh every time.

What is the red thing called? It's been plaguing my thoughts for weeks, and every one I know has no idea what it's called!