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dan_and_phil_fan


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Good. 29 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
I hope so. Those children deserve better homes
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A man who can do this 5 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
I'm gonna hope that's special FX
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Bee fact 20 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
That's how I want to go.
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Dude, your mom was interesting 4 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
You know what that's to satisfy, right?
A BIG hunger!!
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Dad keeps it interesting 14 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Or it really didn't matter... so he lost a leg, big deal
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Lawd help me 3 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Wen you stub your *toad on something
Haha, get it?
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when there is an irony 2 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Hence the title....
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Good use for the cat 3 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Until it bolts and you have to clean up your dinner.
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Asking the real questions 7 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
But breast implants are normally silicone...
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Let's create a list of the best pick-up lines! 46 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Oh you're in bed? Mind if I Slytherin?
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f*cking. Unicorn. Frappuccinno 38 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Whether this story is real or not, the what the lady (who broke the phone) did was illegal.
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Good guy Ed 8 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed.
Edit: after looking at this picture for a while, I think it's the placement of his eyebrows as well as his eye-shape, but I don't know.
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Most beautiful way to say goodbye 15 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Kind of sounds dangerous.... but whatever floats your goat
What's the worst thing you've accidentally texted to your crush? 15 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
See... my crush and my best friend have similar names in my phone so the weirdest thing is
'Can I be a Weasley?' And before I could notice it was him I was talking to, I said 'What about Horatio Caine? Can Horatio Caine be a Weasley?'
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Poor tired doggo 3 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
My German Shepherd actually lies down while eating from her food bowl... I have some lazy puppers
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Tell me what you've found 31 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
It's really sad when you have to stare at a picture for five minutes before you notice what's wrong
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Woman Attacked for Running the Boston Marathon in 1967 Ran It Again, 50 Years Later 12 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
I thought so, but I had hoped that I was wrong.
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Woman Attacked for Running the Boston Marathon in 1967 Ran It Again, 50 Years Later 12 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Does anyone know what she was attacked for? I'm curious
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Mine is an entire wall full of shoes 21 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Mine is probably a giraffe stuffed animal that I put an owl beanie on.
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Duct tape lockpick bag 6 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Or makeup brushes
There are 2 types of cats 4 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
I mean there's not even two types of cats. Cats only have these two moods, and there is no in between
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It's pretty af tho 7 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Is no one gonna mention the demon- like spongebob looking thing in the bottom right corner?
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Duct tape lockpick bag 6 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Thank you so much. Thousand blessings on your cow.
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Prosthetic boobs 2 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
I've seen this joke before, and honestly makes me laugh every time.
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Duct tape lockpick bag 6 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
What is the red thing called? It's been plaguing my thoughts for weeks, and every one I know has no idea what it's called!
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