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True bro 16 comments

dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago

I'm kind of a neat freak, so it just seems that cleaning your washroom thoroughly and once a week is normal

I read that as Denise and was thinking that's an ugly lady 3 comments

dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago

I was going to do that, but I wanted to put both of there names, rather than shoving a ship in people's faces, sorry.

Yawning seagull 8 comments

dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago

That's hot

I read that as Denise and was thinking that's an ugly lady 3 comments

dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago

What is funny about this post? This is obviously just a woman. (This is sarcasm for those who did not read it that way or took offense for whatever reason)

True bro 16 comments

dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago

Idk, man, it sounds kind of gross not to clean your washroom under any circumstances

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me 3 comments

dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago

Also, sorry if the amount of times I post something today is disgusting

Calling for a taxi 2 comments

dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago

I feel like with my luck, that is something that would happen to me.

The consequences of a boop 3 comments

dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago

It happens every time.

Fingers ready for a ring 1 comments

dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago

I swear to my dear lord Oprah, if I ever find someone who can paint that on my nails, I may kidnap them.

True bro 16 comments

dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago

Unless she decides to clean the washroom.

35 · Edited 8 years ago

touché EU, congrats 19 comments

dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago

That's the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

Don't look at me that way 7 comments

dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago

Oh my goodness...

100% relatable 26 comments

dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago

Ah Tøp and their relatable lyrics

Roast 7 comments

dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago

Oh Daniel.

Or is it just me? 24 comments

dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago

Sshhh we don't bring it up

Yup, this is legitimately legit 27 comments

dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago

Oh you know it.

What highlighter does she use 9 comments

dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago

Please get out.

This industry of hypocrits 7 comments

dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago

That's kind of why internships exist, bud.

"I'd sell my soul for..." 5 comments

dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago

Unless you're under eight.

*bashes head against wall* 5 comments

dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago

Oh Jesus.

I am currently cuddling the neediest kitten in the world 6 comments

dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago

I've done that pretty recently as my cousin grabbed my laptop off my table and threw it on the ground, cracking the screen. (She's five I don't think she knew what she was doing but still, hit me right in the feels)

*bashes head against wall* 5 comments

dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago

Danyul

I hate it when I forget my belly button at home -_- 6 comments

dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago

I hate it when I leave my belly button in the trams. Shit's so annoying.

Snake pulled from the ceiling 13 comments

dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago

If you hear a random noise, that's the sound of me nopeing, sorry if it annoys you

Hello from the 10 comments

dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago

It could be owl slide (heh look at my Dan and Phil reference)