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dan_and_phil_fan


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So beautiful 8 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Glorious
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Food can cure anything..sometimes 6 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
This dog has its priorities straight
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Psycho cat 6 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
My cat does this too...
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I don't think he'll ever be able to recover 12 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
I mean at least they hasn't met the boyfriend's grandparents. Look on the bright side.
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My heart's fit to burst 19 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
That's cute, I agree, but how did the dog answer the phone?
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She gets really embarrassed about this kinda thing 14 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
You can take some clothes that you do not wear anymore/ are too small to Plato's Closet. From my understanding, they pay you for them upfront.
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Wtf are they wearing? 25 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Thank you so much!
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Wtf are they wearing? 25 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Maybe there's a reason they're dressed like that?
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This is beautiful 9 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
I mean I don't see where this made him a good dad, but I do see the humor in the costume. The best dad thing is the original poster's words, not mine.
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This is beautiful 9 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Could be! Didn't think of that.
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This is beautiful 9 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
They may have went to the shop and picked out the ones that they thought were the prettiest Elsa costumes? Or maybe they're twins? I don't know.
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Slappy Thanksgiving 9 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
To those of you who know that it is 'Happy Slapsgiving' and feel the need to correct me, I also know that it is that, but 'Slappy Thanksgiving' has more of a ring to it.
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Slappy Thanksgiving 9 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
I know. I just thought it was punnier this way
Slappy Thanksgiving 9 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
It was, but I thought it was a little punnier this way
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Watermelon 26 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Jason's cool
Watermelon 26 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
He is Mr. United States
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Watermelon 26 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Or maybe he scooped it out and put them in ziplock bags in his freezer for preservation? You can never be too sure.
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Watermelon 26 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Well... I mean it is tumblr... not everything on it is true.
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Watermelon 26 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
They seemed to be really small melons, and he might have had company over and he thought it would be funny to post that.
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I'm sure you have all heard of the Mandela effect... 40 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Thank you so much :)
I'm sure you have all heard of the Mandela effect... 40 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
I love the Mandela Effects. More please!
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Now do you understand the spookiness? Better be on your dootiest behavior!! 8 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago
What leads you believe that that could not be a person's house?
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Be polite to Google 2 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago
When the machines rise, old nan isn't going to be killed.
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Chicken pickin' 2 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago
Can I do a chicken duet with this man?
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Wonder how heavy they are 9 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 8 years ago
Imagine how difficult it would be to open them.
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