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dan_and_phil_fan


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Warning: Prepare to have your childhood ruined and lesbians 16 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
I don't know what the dinosaur thing is, and at this point, I'm too afraid to ask.
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Daily Dose of Love #33- a song that goes from lust to love!Helpless-Hamilton 6 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Nor do we talk about the fact he died the same way his son did... I've said to much...
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Daily Dose of Love #33- a song that goes from lust to love!Helpless-Hamilton 6 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Once again, we don't talk about that.
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Sewer alligators are not a myth 11 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Kinda looks like Barney...
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Alpacas need their partners 12 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
That also makes my heart ache.
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Alpacas need their partners 12 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
That made my heart ache
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Sometimes all you can do is lie in bed and hope you fall asleep before you fall apart 6 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
I wouldn't doubt if it did, I can't spell.
Sometimes all you can do is lie in bed and hope you fall asleep before you fall apart 6 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
The writer of the title is unknown by the way
Init fam 4 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
My happiness does start with an H. Horatio Caine. (CSI Miami)
Daily Dose of Love #28- Maybe that's why I'm so tired... 25 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
It's definitely true.
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Useless signs 8 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Like I always say, behind every sign is a story worth telling
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Romance is at an all time high 5 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
What an ironic name.
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Maybe I'll Just Wait And See 6 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
I'm not a college graduate, but I don't believe that is grammatically correct.
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Enough! 12 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
I got the stars and planets will not affect your life in any way.
What did you guys get?
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There are desperate women too 5 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Advice from a very wise philosopher:
'Plizz don't gay'
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Random acts of kindness 2 6 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
No, but it is very sweet (and rare) that someone would help someone else like that.
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It should be like this everywhere! 9 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Oh, pal, you must know nothing of human nature
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When you finish eating in Austrlia 12 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Same. I know nothing of chess.
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He Won't See Me Here 2 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
It appears to be a cat, so same thing
It should be like this everywhere! 9 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
But then we'd run out quickly. Supply and demand are still a thing.
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Beebo 21 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
I posted it :)
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Beebo 21 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
I also like Tyler Joseph's where he has no expression on his face. I will try to find it and post it.
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YOU SPIT IT OUT RIGHT NOW 9 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
My grandmother has just been out in a nursing home, so we have her dog now.
YOU SPIT IT OUT RIGHT NOW 9 comments
dan_and_phil_fan · 7 years ago
Now I have four dogs. Can still confirm.