danisnotapotter

danisnotapotter

Pure trash at its finest. Second in command to the Meme Queen.

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New life mantra 5 comments
danisnotapotter · 8 years ago
sounds like me
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Noot Noot 15 comments
danisnotapotter · 8 years ago
PINGU?
This guy talks about surviving prison ninja shakedowns 59 comments
danisnotapotter · 8 years ago
bro hes fighting the system cant u reed, ,, ,,he was badboy at ten and stayed in prison 4 eleven years,, ,
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No wifi 9 comments
danisnotapotter · 8 years ago
she's using peanut butter as foundation because she's vegan. did i mention she's vegan?
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WOOF 9 comments
danisnotapotter · 8 years ago
SAY WOOF AGAIN. SAY WOOF AGAIN!
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What to do when a miracle chip is discovered 7 comments
danisnotapotter · 8 years ago
its. its just. a cheeto. what.
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That was one of my favorite nursery rhymes! 5 comments
danisnotapotter · 8 years ago
things to say in conversations
yabba dabba doo
hey diddle diddle
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Is she into you? No more embarrassing moments. 3 comments
danisnotapotter · 8 years ago
does this also work with guys?
Me at the end of the semester 4 comments
danisnotapotter · 8 years ago
All of my friends are like "Yeah I just barely scraped an A+ in all of my classes"
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How do you pronounce "doge"? 25 comments
danisnotapotter · 8 years ago
dPJHGYUHC8Y9U8X9-0=- X0V9CBJNohj
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Suddenly education would improve dramatically 15 comments
danisnotapotter · 8 years ago
The Illuminati and magic, that's how.
At Disneyland, this is the exact point where miracles happen 10 comments
danisnotapotter · 8 years ago
HE DOESN'T DIE DON'T LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE HE ACTUALLY GETS SWALLOWED BY A DUCK AND FLOATS INTO THE MILKY WAY ON A SPORK
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Taking finger painting to a whole new level. 4 comments
danisnotapotter · 8 years ago
meanwhile
me: tries to draw a circle
When you see it, you'll 12 comments
danisnotapotter · 8 years ago
you'll craft
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Just normal supper 4 comments
danisnotapotter · 8 years ago
now thats-a some spicy meatballs you got there
it's a joke m8
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The Google 9 comments
danisnotapotter · 8 years ago
My mom says The Facebook
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For you, because I love you guys :) 21 comments
danisnotapotter · 8 years ago
very spooky recipe, will have to add this to my recipe book
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Gifs or Jifs? 19 comments
danisnotapotter · 8 years ago
we don't say slowly killing ourselves, we say memes! but you see there's no difference in what you're looking at so why make a fuss over it?
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I love having dyed hair so as a brown eyed person I'd be sad 85 comments
danisnotapotter · 8 years ago
What about the color that represents you the most is your hair color, so it might change over time? Like maybe you were a very shy child so your hair was like pastel blue or purple, but you became a very outgoing adult so your hair is like bright pink or seafoam green.
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Changing car oil 15 comments
danisnotapotter · 8 years ago
that's obviously not how you do it, that's where the gas goes.
I would open the toy first and savor the chocolate last 30 comments
danisnotapotter · 8 years ago
i'm a special snowflake
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I would open the toy first and savor the chocolate last 30 comments
danisnotapotter · 8 years ago
first i buy one off the black market for someone's "lung", get to my underground drug empire and open the chocolate with a knife. then i eat the toy and play with the chocolate
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This is what I would do 5 comments
danisnotapotter · 8 years ago
Side note: All of my ads are now Yeezy commercials :/
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This is what I would do 5 comments
The Present 9 comments
danisnotapotter · 8 years ago
Wait, who put the onions here?
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