danisnotapotter

danisnotapotter


Pure trash at its finest. Second in command to the Meme Queen.

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So many questions,so few answers 3 comments
danisnotapotter · 3 years ago
44 year old dj with butt that won't quit
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I'd love to be reborn as a mighty oak :) 14 comments
danisnotapotter · 4 years ago
can i be reborn as harambe?
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Reset button 36 comments
danisnotapotter · 4 years ago
no, it would restart the game
How to make a teddy bear from a sock 6 comments
danisnotapotter · 4 years ago
ur mums a sock
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Mine would be funsubstance not working 8 comments
danisnotapotter · 4 years ago
I am about 10 years old lost in the woods. I can feel something following me, calling out my name, getting closer and closer. I try to scream but nothing comes out. Eventually I wake up from the boredom.
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LET'S THROW SOME TEA IN THE HARBOR 19 comments
danisnotapotter · 4 years ago
it's been 20 weeks, broski. give it up
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Best Mashup I've heard in a while 3 comments
danisnotapotter · 4 years ago
Yass... Has anyone seen the Alphabet Boy video??
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Calling the HP fandom 10 comments
danisnotapotter · 4 years ago
i imagine salazar would walk out at the beginning of the year when the headmaster says each name of the proffesors with "who run the world" playing in the background, wearing that dress
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Warning: stress levels are dangerously high 10 comments
danisnotapotter · 4 years ago
when the creepypastas scare me, i simply think of jack black shimmying in mid-air while dat boi (shaped as a plane) flies by in the background holding many dank memes doing loop de loops with the song Tight Pants playing in the background
Work on that Summer Body! 9 comments
danisnotapotter · 4 years ago
*does one squat*
my summer body is READY frickin fite me bro
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Gonna scram, lil lamb 16 comments
danisnotapotter · 4 years ago
in the morn, i watch porn
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Text "boof" to your crush and tell me what happens 32 comments
danisnotapotter · 4 years ago
i dont have dan howells number :/
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You're damn right! 12 comments
danisnotapotter · 4 years ago
he gon die
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I'm Len Lawson oh god! 73 comments
danisnotapotter · 4 years ago
Ludmilla Tchérina - prima ballerina, sculptor, actress, painter, choreographer and author of two novels.
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The new amazing 'meowgaroo' hoodie 7 comments
danisnotapotter · 4 years ago
science
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Who else likes Harry Potter? 5 comments
danisnotapotter · 4 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Apply cold water 26 comments
danisnotapotter · 4 years ago
congratulations, you played yourself
No explanation needed. Just thanks. 3 comments
danisnotapotter · 4 years ago
when u need attention
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Only if I can wear a hazmat suit 21 comments
danisnotapotter · 4 years ago
you are weak and will not survive the winter
update: i have won
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This smug-ass marshmallow 1 comments
danisnotapotter · 4 years ago
smol birb,
angry birb,
little ball of wrath
irked birb,
badass birb,
fite
me
bro
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Notes in class 5 comments
danisnotapotter · 4 years ago
go explore the internet, young one. you have much to learn
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well f*ck you too 16 comments
danisnotapotter · 4 years ago
the game
edit:i hate myself for remembering this and you're going down with me
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17 Funniest Lies Parents Tell Their Kids 12 comments
danisnotapotter · 4 years ago
when i was young my mom told me i wasn't adopted
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