Same

My school did this. We have a three year program for those who wish to take it (I did). Year one is book work, and a trial run with first an egg, then a flour sack, and finally a robotic baby (aka Satan). The next two years are the next step. You are given a "job" as a daycare attendant in the school's legitimate daycare (there are children from the student body and from the faculty) and you have to take care of your "child." It's a good experience. I was vomited on multiple times, even got it in my mouth at one point

Anyone got a baby I can chuck into a pool to test this?? I mean, seeing is believing, am I right?

Well, I believe they nailed the "super intense and scary" aspect, but for a very different, very unsettling reason...

I want answers

Sign me up

A beautifully loop, painfully accurate rendition of my life

YES

"Our way to sell you less cookie for more money!"

Same

Even the Family Feud theme song works

I regret every decision I've made up until this point in my life

I request a buy button

That bothers me on an irrational level

I am the far right during all exams

This is something I'm terrified of...

I don't have to take a period in my first class because I bribed my teacher with the promise of a cake...

That sounds kinky. I like it.

If the junk food is off-brand, it's even cheaper than that