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Now we have to find a horse sized duck 11 comments

dankmartian · 8 years ago

Nursing

Now we have to find a horse sized duck 11 comments

dankmartian · 8 years ago

What about a horse sized duck??

Tumblr stories VI 13 comments

dankmartian · 8 years ago

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the future of our world!

Dear 2016 12 comments

dankmartian · 8 years ago

And Trump

Just for the guys 11 comments

dankmartian · 8 years ago

Thank you so much shiny white toilet

Everyone wants to achieve this 5 comments

dankmartian · 8 years ago

Aka - something I will never achieve.

My essays aren't even this good 8 comments

dankmartian · 8 years ago

Looks like 72% of the stuff I turn in

How did someone manage to get attention from 30 dogs and take this photo? 12 comments

dankmartian · 8 years ago

Snausages

Canada is taking over eh? 8 comments

dankmartian · 8 years ago

Can we discuss "not-a-single-lady Canada because that's great

Would you do it? 28 comments

dankmartian · 8 years ago

Nah, because with my luck, the first time the trigger was pulled would be the time the gun actually went off

Acceptance letter with a twist 5 comments

dankmartian · 8 years ago

I'd like to know where this is for, honestly, because my college acceptance letter wasn't nearly this flamboyant

Old people just don't care 7 comments

dankmartian · 8 years ago

No but I can be your daddy

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Old people just don't care 7 comments

dankmartian · 8 years ago

Grandma!

3 stages of growing up, defined with spongebob 5 comments

dankmartian · 8 years ago

I skipped stages 1 & 2

Here's An English Poem to Test Your Pronounciation 18 comments

dankmartian · 8 years ago

Same same