"What should we name this?"
"Well, what is it?"
"A place for fire."
"There you go."

"Have the drugs kicked in?"
"Stop talking, you're interrupting the walls. They're whispering to me."

I KNEW I couldn't trust Kim and Sue!

"When they grew tired of the world saying they were soft, they axed the world the proper question. Can you stop the Canadian Axe Army?"

Aww, she was trying to make sure you were well-fed.
Cats know humans are no good at hunting mice themselves.

What's your name?
"Hodor."

Cutting mine off to try and balance nature.

My new favorite band.

I know people always say "too soon", on these things, but c'mon.
It happened in 2001. It's 2015. Yes, it was a national tragedy, but c'mon.

The jazziest of all the hands.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na, bat hands.

Did some jumping jacks and squats.

Put it on television. We want to watch it.

I did that once, I regretted it immediately.

Guess who needs one of these even though I just learned about this right now?

Look at all this nudity.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.

"Don't get tattoos, what do you think you'll look like when you're old?"
I'll look freaking awesome when I'm old.

Disney owns the world, and it would create some very fun crossover movies.

I'll only check it if it's straight fire.

The nicest thing anyone can do for anyone ever.

"Poor Jimmy failed at giving his entire school anthrax. He only managed to infect himself. He was not very good at science."

Well, that's what you get for haunting flowers.

The light isn't getting any greener.

This got a chortle out of me.