DarbyAttacks

darbyattacks


I have a crippling addiction to puns.

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Thinking backwards takes skills. 2 comments
darbyattacks · 3 years ago
It's also in a Weird Al song, so.
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Something's always trying to kill you down under 8 comments
darbyattacks · 3 years ago
The spider's name was Mr. Skinnylegs.
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Ever wondered what you look like as a cartoon? 12 comments
darbyattacks · 3 years ago
Well, that's great, but none of these are me, so still wondering.
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Not Fat Hunt 4 comments
darbyattacks · 3 years ago
Hmmmm, not just "hunt" either.
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Things without smell 11 comments
darbyattacks · 3 years ago
boy i don't know your sense of taste definitely isn't connected to your sense of smell or anything
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Is this real? 15 comments
darbyattacks · 3 years ago
I mean, she's definitely fat. That's real.
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Every damn time 10 comments
darbyattacks · 3 years ago
David Spade.
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Have a nice day 5 comments
darbyattacks · 3 years ago
Ha,
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Mark Cuban - Fined $15,000 for F Bomb and responds by doubling it to $30,000 3 comments
darbyattacks · 3 years ago
Willing to donate 15k just like that.
Good man.
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War makes everything worst 8 comments
darbyattacks · 3 years ago
How does he know that's a picture of himself?
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Pizza lover? Be careful next time you order 7 comments
darbyattacks · 3 years ago
My brain can't handle this. I've been wrong for so long.
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This mushroom looks like it is right out of Willy Wonka's chocolate room 9 comments
darbyattacks · 3 years ago
It also looks like if you eat it, you die instantly.
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Bad Luck 8 comments
darbyattacks · 3 years ago
Oh, it's a condom. I thought the lighter part was a big, smiling mouth and I couldn't figure out where the rest of the face was.
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Americarma 4 comments
darbyattacks · 3 years ago
I felt my balls tighten as he fell. It was a primal fear I felt.
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I would make the same mistake too 11 comments
darbyattacks · 3 years ago
this meme is backwards, unless you're very excited to have no friends, and you accidentally bought a board game you hate.
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Water slide base jumping 8 comments
darbyattacks · 3 years ago
i don't fucking think so
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Thanks for saving his life 12 comments
darbyattacks · 3 years ago
What a...STROKE of luck.
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Mind blown 5 comments
darbyattacks · 3 years ago
Tolkien: "You don't understand, I HAVE to die this year so someone can make unnecessary assumptions many years from now!"
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Proud mum cuts her bush into shape of son's face 9 comments
darbyattacks · 3 years ago
Easily the best hidden joke I've seen. Bush indeed.
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So a tornado went through a town and this happened 2 comments
darbyattacks · 3 years ago
Thooooose are cursed.
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Great way to encourage kids to use the stairs 1 comments
darbyattacks · 4 years ago
More like adults, kids don't know Pac-Man like we do.
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The owl tries its best 2 comments
darbyattacks · 4 years ago
I mean, he knows it's another owl, at least.
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Girls, check this out before uploading your selfie 18 comments
darbyattacks · 4 years ago
stop telling women what they can't and can't do, they don't upload selfies for you
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These search results talk for themselves 6 comments
darbyattacks · 4 years ago
Except that's not what comes up when you search "most likely place to get shot in canada".
fake news
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Heartwarming story 14 comments
darbyattacks · 4 years ago
Ha, you got me.
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