DarbyAttacks

darbyattacks


I have a crippling addiction to puns.

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Doge is dead! 4 comments
darbyattacks · 7 years ago
This is fake news.
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Vertical bathub 25 comments
darbyattacks · 7 years ago
It's always guests that leave the angsty comments. It's okay, guest, you can tell us who hurt you.
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Fancy snakes in hats 5 comments
darbyattacks · 7 years ago
You couldn't be more disappointed at your lack of disappointment.
This bone skull ring is so metal 20 comments
darbyattacks · 7 years ago
I think it may be bone, actually. Bone and gems.
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I think it even when a glass is broken. And they just f*ck the city up 10 comments
darbyattacks · 7 years ago
Your good old American tax dollars fix the city.
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Such a cozy salad 5 comments
darbyattacks · 7 years ago
Waiter, there's a cat in my salad.
But it's fine, I don't want a refund. Leave the cat.
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Sweet angle 3 comments
darbyattacks · 7 years ago
Always double check something permanent.
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I'm glad Google is taken cow privacy seriously 5 comments
darbyattacks · 7 years ago
No paparazzi, please. I mean, moo.
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It turns juicy 11 comments
darbyattacks · 7 years ago
Orange you glad you don't smoke weed?
I think this is like a tangerine or clementine or whatever, but take the pun.
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A common mistake really 2 comments
darbyattacks · 7 years ago
Could happen to anyone. You never know with fast food places.
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Fun fact: blue whales ejaculate 30-40 pints of cum every time they f*ck 19 comments
darbyattacks · 7 years ago
What else could you want on your money?
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Trick-or-treat 18 comments
darbyattacks · 7 years ago
Just don't give me raisins and we're square, lady.
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Doggies are heavens sent 10 comments
darbyattacks · 7 years ago
And he is a good boy.
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Don't go near marjorama, kids 8 comments
darbyattacks · 7 years ago
Also known by the street name, "Mary Joram."
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Foldable Carboard Desk 6 comments
darbyattacks · 7 years ago
Or in a desperate situation, a desk you could eat.
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George R. R. Martin 2 comments
darbyattacks · 7 years ago
Whoo, check out that last name.
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Mix from hell 15 comments
darbyattacks · 7 years ago
Relax, Satan.
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Remember this guy? This is him now 6 comments
darbyattacks · 7 years ago
He actually owns his own company now.
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Is it just me, or does he look like Steve Carell 9 comments
darbyattacks · 7 years ago
That would be an oil painting of Steve Carell.
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When life gets better 2 comments
darbyattacks · 7 years ago
Always find the silver lining.
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Will Smith gets tricked by his son 11 comments
darbyattacks · 7 years ago
When you play your dad on purpose.
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I love roasts like this 7 comments
darbyattacks · 7 years ago
Remember, you can't be nice to other people.
That's cultural appropriation.
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Just a little snake 2 comments
darbyattacks · 7 years ago
Nothing describes my marriage more than this.
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Informatisnake 9 comments
darbyattacks · 7 years ago
It's okay, baby snake. You're still adorable
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Golf in hard mode 6 comments
darbyattacks · 7 years ago
An empty box, it looks like.
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