I mean, where does sausage come from if not for the Boogeyman?

If ya smell.

Probably shoulda just let that guy die.

I try to shoot web out of my hands just in case I turned into Spider-Man at some point.

This is REALLY what Jesus looked like.

What a monster. Let the dog free.

Maps in other parts of the world place their continent in the middle as well.

"Is it fish?"
"Well, we pulled SOMETHING out of the water."

I went to school with a girl who had heterochromia. She was neat.

That's the most majestic corn I've ever seen.

It's not like you can see him coming.

Playing paintball with Stormtroopers means you don't have to waste your time cleaning your armor afterwards.

I only use them on seals.

This young fellow is playing Monopoly. Probably better than I play Monopoly.

Look at how smug this little lizard is. Get that look off your face, lizard.

"Who's on first" is still one of the best comedy bits of all time.

"Why don't you make like a tree and get the f*ck out of here?!"
- Boondock Saints

Ah yes, nursery rhymes. They make no sense, but who cares?

"I told you birds don't eat meat!"

As a dad with two daughters, I appreciate these.

They just released a new documentary where he fights an alien. It was neat, finally actual proof of strong-chinned aliens.

Ha, he pets it afterwards in a show of solidarity. "I know that hurt, human, but it was necessary."

"Beam me up, Froggy."

This just further shows the glory of recycling.