DarbyAttacks

darbyattacks


I have a crippling addiction to puns.

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Lies parents tell their children 18 comments
darbyattacks · 8 years ago
I mean, where does sausage come from if not for the Boogeyman?
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Deadliest rocks in the world 8 comments
darbyattacks · 8 years ago
If ya smell.
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Just heard about this sad news :( 39 comments
darbyattacks · 8 years ago
Probably shoulda just let that guy die.
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Please tell me I'm not the only one. 11 comments
darbyattacks · 8 years ago
I try to shoot web out of my hands just in case I turned into Spider-Man at some point.
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I guess he died for our gainz 7 comments
darbyattacks · 8 years ago
This is REALLY what Jesus looked like.
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"Whimpering because we left him tied up" 2 comments
darbyattacks · 8 years ago
What a monster. Let the dog free.
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Before and after you disable adblock 13 comments
darbyattacks · 8 years ago
ding dong you're wrong
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The center of attention 12 comments
darbyattacks · 8 years ago
Maps in other parts of the world place their continent in the middle as well.
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"So it's fish?" "Legally? No" 5 comments
darbyattacks · 8 years ago
"Is it fish?"
"Well, we pulled SOMETHING out of the water."
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Brothers with exceptional eye color 9 comments
darbyattacks · 8 years ago
I went to school with a girl who had heterochromia. She was neat.
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What type of corn is this? 4 comments
darbyattacks · 8 years ago
That's the most majestic corn I've ever seen.
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I'm not telling him 1 comments
darbyattacks · 8 years ago
It's not like you can see him coming.
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Paintball day for storm troopers 3 comments
darbyattacks · 8 years ago
Playing paintball with Stormtroopers means you don't have to waste your time cleaning your armor afterwards.
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I know that I'm not the only one! 16 comments
darbyattacks · 8 years ago
I only use them on seals.
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Me everytime 3 comments
darbyattacks · 8 years ago
This young fellow is playing Monopoly. Probably better than I play Monopoly.
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Oh boy 2 comments
darbyattacks · 8 years ago
Look at how smug this little lizard is. Get that look off your face, lizard.
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you got HIV, man, you simply do 3 comments
darbyattacks · 8 years ago
"Who's on first" is still one of the best comedy bits of all time.
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Busy as a butterfly 11 comments
darbyattacks · 8 years ago
"Why don't you make like a tree and get the f*ck out of here?!"
- Boondock Saints
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That was one of my favorite nursery rhymes! 5 comments
darbyattacks · 8 years ago
Ah yes, nursery rhymes. They make no sense, but who cares?
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No more bird feeders 3 comments
darbyattacks · 8 years ago
"I told you birds don't eat meat!"
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Kroger's Bathroom Policy 13 comments
darbyattacks · 8 years ago
As a dad with two daughters, I appreciate these.
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He's real I say! 5 comments
darbyattacks · 8 years ago
They just released a new documentary where he fights an alien. It was neat, finally actual proof of strong-chinned aliens.
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NomNomNom..ouch! 4 comments
darbyattacks · 8 years ago
Ha, he pets it afterwards in a show of solidarity. "I know that hurt, human, but it was necessary."
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Hyper drive engaged 2 comments
darbyattacks · 8 years ago
"Beam me up, Froggy."
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Chewing gum bin made from recycled chewing gum 6 comments
darbyattacks · 8 years ago
This just further shows the glory of recycling.
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