Lies parents tell their children

7 years ago by wetti · 1757 Likes · 18 comments · Popular

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darbyattacks · 7 years ago · FIRST

I mean, where does sausage come from if not for the Boogeyman?

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majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

When I become a parent imma use the 1,000 words one

aeacus · 7 years ago

It was 10,000 but if your don't want your kids to talk much have at it lol

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majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

Oh hahaha I read it wrong. Is it possible to develop reading disorders over the years cuz if so I might have one lol

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fbi · 7 years ago

The cookie dough one is true though

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aeacus · 7 years ago

No its not. You can contract salmonella from the raw eggs in cookie dough but that's not worms it's bacteria

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fbi · 7 years ago

Raw eggs?

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mirceag · 7 years ago

My mom told me that thunder is clouds headbutting each other.

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guest · 7 years ago

Fbi?? Really wtf? And this list is effed. No wonder we are surrounded by liars

tennant_and_smith1 · 7 years ago

That ice cream one is brutal

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lenny · 7 years ago

the kitten ones a little mean

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matthewg · 7 years ago

My kids are almost old enough to use these on. :D
Btw, I have a shirt of that orange pulp fiction post.