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Some short creepy stories 7 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 years ago
Some of these are just fucking hilarious. Like the abortion one couldn't stop laughing
What if......What? 10 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 years ago
That's how I imagine the afterlife to be
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Slim Fit Jeans vs Skinny Jeans 19 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 years ago
PIKA PIKA
Basically every guy after a fight 11 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 years ago
Not trying to be mean, but really the only way for people to not take you seriously on this site is either on a post or say it a bunch on you comment that you aren't being serious. For an example what I usually do is "(ITS A JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE)"
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Important sex ed questions 32 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 years ago
Sorry @zinope I didn't mean to bring this upon you. My comment was ment as a joke too
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Important sex ed questions 32 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 years ago
That was no where close to being smooth. That was just plain creepy
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I think I have done the same thing with a stapler 10 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 years ago
Please people, Be smart
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Double bad luck 7 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 years ago
I'd cry
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She did 4 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 years ago
This one chick does that every time she walks ahead of me and it's hard not to look. She has the nicest booty checks ever
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Wise words from a wise man 7 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 years ago
And World War lll is around the corner
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Geevjo 126 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 years ago
Rojora. I like it
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Burgers 11 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 years ago
If united airlines had a burger joint
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Just answer the question 3 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 years ago
She may be 8 but that ass 18
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After the Cable Snaps 2 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 years ago
My balls would be in my throats if that happened to me
Save Mother Nature from the People 10 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 years ago
Sorry, but I had a really hard time reading that so if you don't mind could you rewrite that more kinda simplified?
Goodbye 5 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 years ago
@mightyoak add that too the comic
Josh pls 4 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 years ago
The modern day of the crazy bear from brother bear
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This is what happens when you assume genders 14 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 years ago
Collar bones are where it's at And a nice back. Not sure why tho?
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Alive you're if check gotta you when 9 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 years ago
Totally thought i was having a stroke when reading the title
Who here is birthday sex?? 21 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 years ago
Exactly 9 months after thanksgiving. Thanks wasn't the only thing giving on that day
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Always keep your guard up 5 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 years ago
At first I read "how handsome are you" and I thought this was just a magnificent pun
Who's up for some Redneck live action D&D? 17 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 years ago
"And then came along, the big bad wolf"
40 feet of snow, north dakota 1966 8 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 years ago
Ya i know how that goes. When my miniature dachshund runt was a puppy she would not go out in the snow, like at all. I found way to many lil pup turds under my bed that winter, all my bed sheets have pee stains. And we bought those pee pad things but she wouldn't use them
The benefits of m*sturbation for women 26 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 years ago
I can help, if you want
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Awesome snowboarding trick 2 comments
majestic_yumps · 3 years ago
One day imma be able to do that