How I didn't meat your mother 5 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
you just made me scroll back up. and you're right!!
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The importance of confidence 5 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
the unknown reason funsubstance is obsessed with her is because she is a role model to a lot of people and generally a nice person which did not become obsessed with fame. and if that's not enough for you, you should know that she is also a fashion consultant, she won the award for British Artist of the Year and was appointed as a UN Women Goodwill Ambassador( because she helped launch the UN Women campaign HeForShe, which calls for men to advocate gender equality.)
and I really hope you will stop saying "she sucks balls". that does not make you look smart.
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and I really hope you will stop saying "she sucks balls". that does not make you look smart.
I'm crying omfg guys do it XD 36 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
you have the best sister ever. she just helped you enlarge your knowledge. I think we all should be thankful to her for discovering and sharing this
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This is scout 15 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
There's a loooot of Scouts in here.
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Can I have one?
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Can I have one?
Seriously, shut up, Norman 6 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
I am fully capable to understand jokes. It's just that the way you wrote it and the context was a little insulting, especially considering the fact that we can't exactly hear the humour in your voice.
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Seriously, shut up, Norman 6 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
please explain to me why owning a Mac makes you a dickhead because I am unable to the the correlation between these two.
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I loved last airbender more 40 comments
Valentine's pizza (this is a thing, an actual thing) 7 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
You'll get a boyfriend? Wish you the best of luck in finding a good one! But, out of experience and just because I'm a good person I'll say that getting a pizza is A LOT MORE EASIER.
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Hm I wonder why? 9 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
Well...I didn't know that and I wish I could continue living in my word of bliss where priests were not rapist and the truth was not so ugly. And, yeah...thank you for this info that didn't ruin my vision of the world at all!!!! Sometimes I hate knowledge. But then knowledge is power and who doesn't love power?
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Life ruined 62 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
Well......I can try put my tongue in someone else's mouth(a person that I like). Try see if that's comfortable.
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Neil Degrasse on Christmas 5 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
I'm pretty sure you looked in a mirror when you said that because Neil Tyson is a lot of things, but not an asshole!!!! He speaks truth.
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Aww 16 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
Well... THANK YOU!!! now I know how pizza with tears tastes like, and THIS is ONE THING I did NOT want to know!!!!
* it's a little salty, but still the best thing ever*
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* it's a little salty, but still the best thing ever*
Beauty and the Beast Casting Suggestions 17 comments
My new favourite photo of the Queen 12 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
She looks like a really angry grandma after she found out you haven't been eating the whole day!! Old and classy as hell
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Beauty and the Beast Casting Suggestions 17 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
Yes! It's gonna be a musical, although I'm not sure if Emma is actually gonna sing or someone is will sing for her.
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Beauty and the Beast Casting Suggestions 17 comments
It's Guh-If 11 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
Aren't we gonna talk about the giraffes? ??? I mean....COME ON!! They have Hands!! They CAN use their hands!!!! How cool is that???
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I decided. I'm gonna go buy a giraffe and teach her to use her hands and then I'm gonna let her go......imagine the face of the other giraffes...... EPIC
( I think it's time for me to go to sleep, because what I've just written is really frizeled up)
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I decided. I'm gonna go buy a giraffe and teach her to use her hands and then I'm gonna let her go......imagine the face of the other giraffes...... EPIC
( I think it's time for me to go to sleep, because what I've just written is really frizeled up)
some shows should have ended long ago 26 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
Well then.....I think I've watched the old episodes of sponge bob. Again.( and i was so sure they were the right ones!!!!) Although if the new ones are as bad as you say, then I'm happy I missed them and thank gods I wasn't born in this generation!!!
some shows should have ended long ago 26 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
It's not the show. It's us. When we were kids we saw the good things as well as the bad ones. Now, that we grow up and saw the reality and cruelty of the world, we stopped seeing the things that make thoose characters so lovable and enjoyable. We started seeing just the bad side of the coin.
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A snow rainbow 7 comments
Style 25 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
You see one photo of celebrities without make-up and instantly think they're ugly.But have you thought about the fact that they were made from a long distance and we know that there are not so many cameras with high resolution? Of course they're not going to look like at the Red Carpet, an event they prepared for.
But I must say, Ryan is gorgeous. And that make-up, a work of art!
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But I must say, Ryan is gorgeous. And that make-up, a work of art!
