I will never be the same after reading this post 4 comments
dark_lord
· 8 years ago
I have found the thing even Batman can't do
unless that user is not actuallyBatman. Then he is a frizzling liar and a dream crasher
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unless that user is not actuallyBatman. Then he is a frizzling liar and a dream crasher
Don't drink and Photoshop. 9 comments
dark_lord
· 8 years ago
Everything could be a thing in PJ. Rick is really skilled at doing that- making unimaginable things real
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Three deers standing in perfect alignment 7 comments
dark_lord
· 8 years ago
Is it weird that i immediately thought of Fluffy, Hagrid's cute and lovely Cerberus?
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Seriously?! 23 comments
dark_lord
· 8 years ago
Well,in summer i usually shower 2 times a day and in winter only ones per day, but i thinks this goes as daily basis
Give it a try and let it sink in 5 comments
This wooden bench 6 comments
dark_lord
· 8 years ago
I dont know why but i imediately thought of F.r.i.e.d.s. maybe because it is the same colour or it is in a park. But now i am definetely rewatching it. This was a sign. The Universe wants me to do it
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Just wow 10 comments
Life and death 38 comments
dark_lord
· 8 years ago
i know. it's just i am a perfectionist so i had to say the exact minutes, and i do not like pointing out things and correcting them, that makes me a smart arse, so i just made a separate comment
and besides, I had to USE that knowledge somewhere. i was forced to learn the exact numbers, and now at least I now it was not for nothing. :D
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and besides, I had to USE that knowledge somewhere. i was forced to learn the exact numbers, and now at least I now it was not for nothing. :D
Life and death 38 comments
dark_lord
· 8 years ago
Actually, there isn't any day that is 24h. theoretically a day has 23h 46min 4 sec, so....
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and about 1.6 million of them are mine 11 comments
dark_lord
· 8 years ago
or you know, you leave them in various bags, pocket jeans and jackets, amd then they fall out.
This would be useful in industrial areas 23 comments
dark_lord
· 8 years ago
and besides, imaging life without trees...your childhood would stop being so amazing. its not like you could say you fell from a device and broke your leg so you wont go to school the next day
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Why I hate winter 12 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
solution: do not go to scholl and sleep all day instead!!!
everybody's happy :DDD
everybody's happy :DDD
Are you receiving a hug or not? idk anymore 4 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
...ugh. I HATE SLOW INTERNET....
but I GOT IT!!!!! YAYY
hugs back and waits till it gets to you
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but I GOT IT!!!!! YAYY
hugs back and waits till it gets to you
F*cked fact 3 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
now i will always think about this when i kiss. NICE WAY OF RUINING one of the things people enjoy doing.
THANK YOU!!!
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THANK YOU!!!
ME HOY MINOY 11 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
lets just appreciate that he managed to find a pencil and then engraved formulas all over it just to bend the rules!!!
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Feel these words 7 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
you know...i always thought about that and i believed in it for a long time. but after a while the idea of immortality seemed too far-fetched. i will not be around to see the world after i die. life is short and i have absolutely no idea what lays ahead of it, so i am going to do everything i can to be happy, and let it die with me and my friends and family
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#MyRoommateIsWeird 7 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
i agree. everyone who watches Bones is capable of comiting the perfect murder. there even was an episode where the characters said how they would kill somebody and nobody will ever know
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So they say, "For a happier life, give up Facebook" 11 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
well its true. you have no idea how happy i feel while looking at the faces people make after i told them i dont have a facebook account. they are PRICELESS
And- why didnt he drink liquid luck and go kill voldemort? What a dumbass 9 comments
dark_lord
· 9 years ago
this is like conffetti. i ALWAYS try and catch it. and i bet im not the only one. and i dont think you would take it from the floor when there is a bunch flying around. its just more FUN!!!! and he was not pun in Ravenclaw because he is brave, and loyal, and everything Gryfindor.not because he is NOT smart.
so stop criticizing Harry all the time!!!
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so stop criticizing Harry all the time!!!
although it does not work on grown ups. I can not freely use sarcasm with them