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She wants the piano 29 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
the fuck is C##? That sounds like C# Programming Language and C++ had a love child...
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Sharing 5 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
what's a "normal human"?
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True Heroes 6 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
they're not tears, it's liquid pride
Bet you thought it was those puppy's again. 16 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
I DID
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Germans always pay their debts 10 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Brazil: 4, 2, 1, 1 Total = 8 Goals scored against Germany
Germany: 0, 0, 1, 7 Total = 8 Goals scored against Brazil
They pay their debt in full, in as few payments as they can, no more, no less.
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Best Costumes of 2012 6 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
The jon snow one just looks like the actual actor wearing his costume off-set.
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Poke a hot ass 5 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
No, it's pokeahotass
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Socks 28 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Eso si que es is (obviously) spanish, but it doesn't mean it is what it is, it means "That's what it is" for example: "That looks like a sponge" "Eso si que es"
Do not even try to deny it 14 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Then why did the russians pull out of WWI half way through?
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Enough said 12 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
ok, think of it like this. You're in a world where you have no money, and the environment's going to shit. How do you fix the environment?
Humans are not the smartest species on the planet 18 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
> Not viable
> Government approved plans to "Solar Roadway"-ify an entire town in idaho next year
Number 28 Though 99 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
North america and south america are separate continents. "America" is not a continent.
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I think he's gonna rip his f*cking way out 36 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
I don't know why you're downvoting. Given how thick the womb and other organs between the baby and the skin are, anything like this more than the tiniest bump is fake. No unborn baby is strong enough to do this.
Their whole family is a joke 20 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
I don't know who Kendall Jenner is either, I just know that the person who made the tweet in the picture is the same person below wearing a heavy metal shirt.
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Murican Independence Day 12 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
That is a very true and insightful quote. Please make an account, you'd fit in well here.
Enough said 12 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
The reason people are more worried about the economy than the environment is because with no economy we have no money with which to fix the environment.
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Can you hear it? 24 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
needs a longer pause after the clap
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I think he's gonna rip his f*cking way out 36 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Nice vfx there, you just use a stretch tool in after effects or something?
Humans are not the smartest species on the planet 18 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
whilst a lot of those are real issues, not to mention the fact that solar plants need employees, and the fact that transporting the energy won't be too efficient due to energy loss, I disagree with the dust point. Dust is an issue, but 1 gram of dust per square meter won't reduce the productivity by 40%, considering 2 solar panels were tested, one literally coated with dust from a drought lasting around a week, and the dust covered panel only lost around 9% productivity.
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Their whole family is a joke 20 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
The picture is Kendall Jenner wearing a Slayer shirt (Slayer are a heavy metal band)
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Number 28 Though 99 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
quiver doesn't really rhyme with silver, it's an "iver" sound not an "ilver" sound
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Boom!! right in the friendzone! 32 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Dear girls: You don't need to be a bitch when a platonic friend asks you out by saying bullshit like "Oh I just like you as a friend", just fucking say "No" it's not that hard. Don't be a coward about it then claim all we want is sex. I've been friendzoned before and honestly, the thought of sex with the girl who friendzoned me never once crossed my mind until I read these shitty posts.
If a guy complains about being friendzoned, it's usually not because he expects free sex, but because "I just like you as a friend" hurts more than a fucking period, and a HELL of a lot more than a simple "No"
Also, as mentioned above, a lot of girls friendzone a guy then constantly say to them "WHy can't a find a nice guy just like you".
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Number 28 Though 99 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Yep, pretty sure it was determined that they had very short memory, but not 3 seconds.
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The Giant Golden Crowned Flying Fox Bat 14 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
it's not a bat either, Flying Foxes aren't actually bats.
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Number 28 Though 99 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
21 is proven false
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