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Counting Sleep 25 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
oh shit, I forgot Jack had a sister.
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Shortcut 7 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Poomp!
Chernobyl looks like it has experienced a zombie apocalypse 32 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
I didn't see the other pictures when I posted that. Although still none of these are from pripyat. There wasn't an amusement park at Pripyat, just a ferris wheel and bumper carts (Dodgems) which were set up for the world fair.
Chernobyl looks like it has experienced a zombie apocalypse 32 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
The ferris wheel at pripyat is larger, has roofed carriages, isn't overgrown, and is on a paved area.
This is just some random picture of an overgrown ferris wheel.
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Chernobyl looks like it has experienced a zombie apocalypse 32 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
it's not pripiat either. It's supposed to be, but the actual picture is not.
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Lego world 9 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
it took me a minute to realise when it said "2972 white houses" it meant lifesized.
Yes I Can 4 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
We can call it a funsubstanceocracy
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Counting Sleep 25 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Jack Frost and Anna..
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Haha 12 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
No, not enough semen in the toilet for that.
The husky chow 10 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
NO! THAT IS A POOFLE!!
Pure evil 15 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Coin counting machines were invented for a reason.
All the places you pay fines like that in the UK have them.
If you show up to pay with a bag of coins, they'll stop you before you empty it onto the counter, and direct you to a funnel where you pour it in.
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My Name Is Skrillex 7 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Cerberix, Dex Arson, VDG
Good job Mr. Cooper 13 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
The kid was hit in the head by a piece of concrete thrown by one of the other haitian victims.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfoiQXnbnf8
Honesty 14 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
"Are you going to tell me you got 2 grams for $40 next?"
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Could you do this? 83 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Yes, Lego was invented for a reason.
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No ragrets 43 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
the term you're looking for is "feminazi"
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Clean the ocean of plastic 11 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
hmm, by tech terms, that would be over 7 Teragrams of plastic
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Poor peasant 20 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
The joke is that no good games are released for PS4 yet
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The truth about the dog's vision 8 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
This is what colorblind means. It's the most common form of colorblindness and it's called a red-green deficiency, there are 2 types: Deuteranopia and protanopia, which cause red and green to look yellow, same as a dog
There are other types of colorblindness as well, including monochromacy, which has less recorded cases than any other form of colorblindness.
Note that monochromacy is the only form that causes vision in black and white.
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Mission Status: Sick!!! 15 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
It's hotter than every human, so that's not saying much ;)
This is what work intelligently looks like 7 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
because in real life forklifts can move much more than double the capacity of a human, my above comment was based purely on what is being portrayed in the picture.
This is what work intelligently looks like 7 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Taking a hint from the guy who went into detail as to why making the box into a sphere is a bad idea..
That forklift, which from the picture we assume can only carry 2x the amount of boxes a human can, and requires one human to operate. The purchase price and maintenance of that forklift, combined with the wages of the operator probably adds up to more than it would cost to simply hire 2 workers to push one box each.
This isn't working intelligently, it's working expensively.
Mission Status: Sick!!! 15 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Okay, lemme fix that.
Bullets made with CURRENT TECHNOLOGY would burn up on entry.
By the time we have enough money that we can send somebody onto the moon just to snipe a beehive, we'll probably have plasma bullets, and they won't burn up
(Plasma is a 4th state of matter, after gas, so it's already hotter than burning anyway)
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Mission Status: Sick!!! 15 comments
darklordcthulhu · 10 years ago
Sadly :/
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