There have also been a few accounts of dolphins raping humans

Just do your homework

Backseat drivers are the worst

STOP.

I recently found out that I’m mildly allergic to peanut butter. Pray for me.

An oxymoron at its finest.

Please tell me it was found in Alabama. Because a.) it would be perfect placement and b.) explain why this child is stupid

I’m sure you also hate Starbucks, bacon and The Beatles because everyone else does, and you don’t want to be a sheep. Oh wait, I think I just described myself.

I had a friend who used to compliment people just to get a compliment back

And thus sparked the revolutionary war

It ended the war, tho

https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/506094/classic/
Bruh, I posted this a few days ago

High school felt like a drag, but college doesn’t.

“Puff, puff”

Old meme