I feel like most people who write for newspapers have not been waiting their WHOLE life for a headline like this because most people working for newspapers are old and have no idea what tf Kim possible is.

This actually made me laugh. Bravo.

Seriously trust your friend.

Don’t be THAT girl who just lays there like a fucking starfish.

Probably. This isn’t everyday stupid, this is advanced stupid.

Yeah keep dreaming dude

Lol good luck doing that in California now

My parents have that lamp! F-R-A-G-I-L-E

This literally sounds like me

Every time I get blacked I don’t drink for weeks

Clean your nasty ass nails

This was actually pretty funny

I’m so sick of people finding “dirt” on famous people that happened years ago. Sure, maybe in 2012 they retweeted something racist or liked a homophobic comment, but really? We’re judging people’s characters based on what they did in the past? Is no one aware that people can change and are sometimes immature?

I’m sorry, but why were the men annoyed?? Seriously men were assholes back then.

Fuck this game. I don’t know why I ever played it because someone in my family always died.

So adorable.

As Jenna Marbles once said, “never invest in one of these”

Clearly she’s not interested

#redneckforlife

“As long as I got my suit and tie”

Dude I only wish I was young enough to have enjoyed frozen as a little kid. My imagination would’ve been wilder than it already was.

Nah, I prefer Taco Bell when I’m high