It’s october. Your mom either decorates super early or you’re using internet explorer.

I used to hate cats, until I got one. Now I thoroughly despise them.

The worst is when you drank too much, threw up everywhere and your supposed “friend” somehow manages to make you never forget it and makes you feel like shit all the time because of it.

That moment when you think anyone was even excited to see you then. Chris, you were an accident.

And this is an achievement because?

Back in high school I remember some weird fuckers would eat that shit for fun

Lol y’all need to get over yourselves. I hardly ever give Samsung users the time of day cause I couldn’t give less of a fuck what kinda phone you have.

Just like poor papa John

Is he pregnant too?

I just love the smile of the dog on the right

Especially when you’re waiting for someone to text or snapchat you, but they don’t and your mind just keeps fucking with you.

This made me cringe

T-Pain. Gosh I don’t think I’ve heard his name in a good five years.

Where is this?

I would’ve at least chuckled. No need to have beef with someone tryna make the situation better.

I literally only use 2 pillows

Because no one can replace Hugh Jackman

The same thing goes with girls too

Um what is with this white guys have tiny dicks phenomenon? I always thought it was Asians.