Or it can also be the shit I like to smoke

I like Tony Hawk tweeting about his irrelevancy nowadays.

“Broke n***** stand to the left, Rich n***** stand to the right”

Well I’ve been diagnosed with ligma

Why don’t you suck my ass. If I’m feeling anxious, but not diagnosed as having anxiety who’re you to tell me how I’m supposed to feel? You’re just making yourself look like a victim. Fuck off, don’t tell me what to do and don’t take things so literally.

I’m sick of these memes. No one’s childhood is superior. It started with “only 90’s kids remember this” to “kids nowadays only find entertainment through iPhones, but I’m cool cause I didn’t” who gives a fuck?

Do youtubers still tell storytimes?

The earths look like blueberries

This meme is like 10 years old. Why do I keep seeing it still?

I’m from California and we have junk drawers. It might just be a white people thing.

Cause Juan’s part of the cartel and they don’t give a fuck about anyone

I once knew a guy who fed his pig bacon.

You’d think that after being sprayed 50+ times, I’d learn how to first put the spoon under the water but that’s not the case.

This is so sweet.

When I first learned to drive I was kind of an idiot. I have a few horror stories. But the two memories that stick out in my mind the most were when I freaked the fuck out and pushed the gear from drive to park without braking. I did this not once, but twice. In our old family car and in my grandma’s car. Both cars were completely fine and are still in great condition, but now everytime I drive with my grandma I get anxious cause I know she’s low key afraid I’m gonna do it again.

It looks like his straw is holding up his hood.