This is seriously a slight hope of mine while walking on campus

Sad story: I absolutely love bunnies and for Easter years ago, my siblings and I got a bunny. We had her for over a year and she slept in a cage outside. One night, I’m not sure how she got out of her cage, but something happened and an animal got to her and left her body in our backyard. To this day I remember how traumatizing it was and I still miss her sometimes.

But cocaine is only for rich white people. This man is an anomaly.

As a female I’m kinda iffy on guys looking at my boobs. If you’re single then it’s fine, but recently one of my roommates boyfriend’s wasn’t even ashamed of staring at my tits. It made me feel gross and uncomfortable.

Isn’t wyoming the least populated state?

You gotta make your presence known everytime someone walks in the bathroom. Wiggle the toilet paper or shuffle your feet and then you won’t end up in this predicament.

Dafuq does that even mean?

Or it can also be the shit I like to smoke

I like Tony Hawk tweeting about his irrelevancy nowadays.

“Broke n***** stand to the left, Rich n***** stand to the right”

Well I’ve been diagnosed with ligma

Why don’t you suck my ass. If I’m feeling anxious, but not diagnosed as having anxiety who’re you to tell me how I’m supposed to feel? You’re just making yourself look like a victim. Fuck off, don’t tell me what to do and don’t take things so literally.

I’m sick of these memes. No one’s childhood is superior. It started with “only 90’s kids remember this” to “kids nowadays only find entertainment through iPhones, but I’m cool cause I didn’t” who gives a fuck?

Do youtubers still tell storytimes?

The earths look like blueberries

This meme is like 10 years old. Why do I keep seeing it still?