I before e except, after c. Or in sounding like a, as in neighbor or weigh.

Does anyone think about how cool swimming is?

This sounds like a southern pick up line

One of the teachers back in my middle school would make this joke. Needless to say, he got fired soon after.

“Oh the weather outside is frightful”

This is seriously a slight hope of mine while walking on campus

Sad story: I absolutely love bunnies and for Easter years ago, my siblings and I got a bunny. We had her for over a year and she slept in a cage outside. One night, I’m not sure how she got out of her cage, but something happened and an animal got to her and left her body in our backyard. To this day I remember how traumatizing it was and I still miss her sometimes.

But cocaine is only for rich white people. This man is an anomaly.

As a female I’m kinda iffy on guys looking at my boobs. If you’re single then it’s fine, but recently one of my roommates boyfriend’s wasn’t even ashamed of staring at my tits. It made me feel gross and uncomfortable.

Isn’t wyoming the least populated state?

You gotta make your presence known everytime someone walks in the bathroom. Wiggle the toilet paper or shuffle your feet and then you won’t end up in this predicament.

Dafuq does that even mean?