It looks like maybe eating the batteries might’ve fucked him up

*insert: we have to go back, meme*

“I’m just a sweet transvestite, from Transexual Transylvania”

I’ve seen this meme probably about 5,000 times and it’s still not funny.

You’ll never be able to get in the house drunk either

That last one’s kinda gross though. I wouldn’t want my cat’s bare ass on my face. That’s just nasty.

Gosh this is too real.

You gotta give the dems some kinda chance.

Not worth it. Wendy’s has better chicken nuggets.

I’m a girl and I was.

Or have you ever been so bored at home you decided to do your homework?

Without reading the title, I thought it was a short and stout camel.

The name Poonanji kinda reminds me of the name Punjab and then I get sad because I’m not watching Annie.

If you’re drinking beer a lot and you find it more convenient then more power to you. I’ll stick with my bottle opener though.