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dash224 · 6 years ago

Or you need to get better silverware

Please...Be fake 7 comments

dash224 · 6 years ago

I usually find crude humor funny, but this is just gross

Confused sophisticated ruthless Deer 6 comments

dash224 · 6 years ago

It’s hard to like this post when they’ve made not one, but two errors.

Slap the bag 7 comments

dash224 · 6 years ago

Lightweights. Sorry we’re not invincible like you, vodka.

Dad jokes 19 comments

dash224 · 6 years ago

*lives

Dad jokes 19 comments

dash224 · 6 years ago

His life is literally a joke

Or his **** is just too tiny 9 comments

dash224 · 6 years ago

There wasn’t a chili dog incident at least once?

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They're fighting again, Mark 5 comments

dash224 · 6 years ago

It looks like there’s blood on his mouth

That's a nice coat! 11 comments

dash224 · 6 years ago

So wholesome and sweet

I’m a Pisces 11 comments

dash224 · 6 years ago

I’m a Pisces and I know I’m an emotional wreck sometimes.

I’m a Pisces 11 comments

dash224 · 6 years ago

Pisces are just really emotional

Literally me 3 comments

dash224 · 6 years ago

Aww you’re always super sweet and make my day, thank you!

2nd most intelligent species on the planet followed by humans 9 comments

dash224 · 6 years ago

There have also been a few accounts of dolphins raping humans

We don’t deserve dogs 16 comments

dash224 · 6 years ago

Golden retriever

Just you wait 6 comments

dash224 · 6 years ago

Aww thanks!!

God damn it 5 comments

dash224 · 6 years ago

Just do your homework

title 1 comments

dash224 · 6 years ago

Backseat drivers are the worst

Ive definitely done this before, but I felt bad after 9 comments

dash224 · 6 years ago

Yeah I save it in a jar and use it as a cleanser. Semen helps get rid of acne and wrinkles.

Ive definitely done this before, but I felt bad after 9 comments

dash224 · 6 years ago

I don’t swallow or spit

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I don’t really like watching movies 27 comments

dash224 · 6 years ago

I like watching some, but usually ones that I’ve already seen.

How to properly watch the Star Wars films 11 comments

dash224 · 6 years ago

I just think their songs are kinda odd and monotone. They’re not horrible, I just don’t think they’re as great as everyone else thinks they are.

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Literally my mom 13 comments

dash224 · 6 years ago

From like 2 years ago...

The woman in white 8 comments

dash224 · 6 years ago

I don’t see it

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More 4 comments

dash224 · 6 years ago

I recently found out that I’m mildly allergic to peanut butter. Pray for me.

Listen to yo brain, dumbass 2 comments

dash224 · 6 years ago

An oxymoron at its finest.