This didn’t age well

First thing I thought was, it looks like buddy the elf from behind

Gay.

Are we sure it’s half? I’d be willing to bet that’s not true

Oh yeah, but then I hate it when other people do that shit to me

How? Do you stumble while talking to yourself?

This reminds me literally of something that happened today. I was at Dutch Bro’s, ordering coffee and there’s a pokestop right at the end of the drive thru that I wanted to spin, so I left my phone open while ordering. The girl taking my order says, “is that Pokémon go?” And I said embarrassingly, “yes it is”. She then said, “I play that game too, but they just keep running away and I can never catch them all.” At this point I thought to myself, “she’s just trying to cater to me right, she doesn’t actually play” and I still don’t know if she really does.

Or. They’re left by spiders so we can all toss a coin to our Witcher

Dude. Prague is one of my favorite cuties to visit

Doesn’t matter. They won’t snitch when the cops come, and that’s what’s important

Still one of my favs even though people don’t find it funny anymore

I also love the “Biden sucks, but he’s still better than trump” it’s like NO. They both suck ass and I’ll be voting for no one.

Both are equally terrifying

Good one

*human form

I honestly don’t understand people who think that works

Yeah I started drinking one day at like 10am.