Thank you kind sir for making my day with this meme

Tis a good story

Germany’s where you’d wanna have a meat vending machine. I wouldn’t hesitate to eat anything from there

I once read a smut about Ronald McDonald and his buddy grimace, and I think about it sometimes.

Weeb

Fucking COVID is putting everyone outta business.

I’m saving this for when I start teaching

Oh no, please don’t tell me this game’s bad

This is way too relatable lol. I’m on speed dial at my work, but thank God I love my job

This didn’t age well

First thing I thought was, it looks like buddy the elf from behind

Gay.

Are we sure it’s half? I’d be willing to bet that’s not true

Oh yeah, but then I hate it when other people do that shit to me

How? Do you stumble while talking to yourself?

This reminds me literally of something that happened today. I was at Dutch Bro’s, ordering coffee and there’s a pokestop right at the end of the drive thru that I wanted to spin, so I left my phone open while ordering. The girl taking my order says, “is that Pokémon go?” And I said embarrassingly, “yes it is”. She then said, “I play that game too, but they just keep running away and I can never catch them all.” At this point I thought to myself, “she’s just trying to cater to me right, she doesn’t actually play” and I still don’t know if she really does.

Or. They’re left by spiders so we can all toss a coin to our Witcher